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When I was a boy my grandfather told me that I could catch wild rabbits with salt. Needless to say his entire backyard was spotted with paper towels layed out filled with piles of salt. Did come close to catching one one time..LOL

Jay
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when i was little i thought my cat would turn into a lion when he got older.

Anon
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When I was little I must have asked my dad why birds don't get electrocuted when they sit on the wires. His answer was "because the electricty only runs on the bottom of the wires". I believed that well into my 20's until I learned differently!

Stevie
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When I was 5 or so, my dad told me that if you caught a squirrel by the tail it would pop off and the squirrel would run away and hide until it grew a new tail.

Stevie
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When I was younger I thought all cats were girls and that dogs were boys. I have no idea why

fknkatiee
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I used to believe that cats and dogs were the same species dogs were male and cats were female.

Blinded by the light
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i thought that if you stayed up past midnight you'd turn into an owl...i tried a bunch of times but it never happened

jenny
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I always thought dogs never slept since we did not have a pet dog and every dog I encountered at a friends was always awake. When we finally got a dog when I was 13 and saw it napping for the first time I was distraught and thought he had died. My mom then explained he was asleep.

Matt
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when my little sis and i were young, my dad told us that she was a monkey we got from the zoo and he and mom had to shave her every night. she hates that story

critty
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I used to have a big rock that i thought was a triceratops egg, and i believed that if I sat on it long enough it would hatch.

Anon
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