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When I was a kid, I thought sparrows turned into bats at night which I thought explained why there aren't daytime bats nor nighttime sparrows.

J.Ar
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When I was 4, I asked asked "Dad, why do pelicans have blue feet?"

He answered "Because the water is cold."

I was well into University before I realised I'd been had.

Vicky
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My mom always used to tell me that brown eggs came from brown chickens.

Taylor
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when i was 6-7, i used to believe that if i do something bad, the crows will tell it to my parents!!

isabel
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I used to think that birds were deaf - as you can't see their ears (because they're concealed by feathers).

Also, somebody once told me that if you feed a pigeon lemonade, it will explode!!!

Anon
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I used to believe that brown birds came from pakistan.

Kingly Hostang
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When I was smaller, about 5 or 6, I used to think that swans were ducks that had their neck streched by vandals late at night!!

Aoidhan
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When i was about 5 i started to belive that if a bird ate a feather that it recently lost it would grow it back in 2-3 days

until i was 7 "and a half" i always tried to feed my pet birds its own feathers

Anon
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***I used to believe that if you hurt a bird that anoother bird would get mad and try to attack you

C H R I S T E N
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When i was maybe 5, I used to think that there were 2 types of Chicken. The kind you eat, and the kind on the farm. When I found out i was wrong, I almost became a vegetarian, but i cant give chicken up!

Devin
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I used to think that birds sang in different languages depending on the country they were in!

Sarah
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My mother didn't want me picking up bird feathers in the yard, so she told me that they were covered in tiny little flesh-eating bugs.
Whenever me and my sister found a feather, we'd start screaming for somebody to come and take care of it, so the bugs wouldn't get us.

Ari
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while playing, we gals frequently used to hit our heads together accidentally.
I used to believe that it brings bad luck. so we do it again to give it a positive effect and run outdoors to watch for a coconut tree. such a weird belief!!

raji
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when i was little one of my friends said that seeing a single bulbul brings u bad luck....
so i always spy for another to make it two.......poppycock!
i still do it........help me!!!!!!!!!!

raji
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I used to always think that the only time birds flew over people's heads is when they had to go to the bathroom. I used to always run away whenever I played in the backyard thinking they would poop on my head.

Scott
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3 female friends of the famly, always thought birds flying over your house was bad luck

We are all in big trouble if it is true

Pam
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Up to reading these pages I never gave a thought about cockrals and hens mating. Just thought the one doing the laying, did everthing by herself and some eggs hatch and some don't.

OOPS

Pam
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I had always called "hummingbirds" "honeybirds", because they ate the nectar (which I thought was honey) from the flowers. I called them that, despite my mother correcting me every time, for years and years, until I learned how to read and finally saw it spelled out.

Leksi
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When I was in kindergarten, my friend ate some sunflower seeds out of a bag of bird seed. For about a month afterward, she was convinced that she was going to turn into a bird.

Anon
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I used to believe that chickens (and other birds) had most of their meat on their back beacuse thats how it was always presented, only later on (late teens) did i make the connection between the breast of the chicken being in the same place it is for humans, and that the cooked chickens were placed on their backs.

Stpk4
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