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I used to beleive that when people say "its raining cats and dogs," i really thought that pets would be falling out of the sky.

angelica
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When i was little and saw "LOST DOG" posters on street lights or on notice boards around town, i thought that when it said FOUND DOG that the animals that were Lost had been Found and they had put that up to let everyone know the missing animal had been found!

anon
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I used to believe that there was a dead body buried in my back yard because our dog would always run to the same spot and back every day when we let her out. She ran in the same place every day so much that the grass started to make a little path. I seriously thought it was because she could smell a dead body.

Go Fetch
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When I was little my great-aunt had a storage shed out back turned into a home for tons of stray cats. To get us to wash our hands after we played with them, Aunt Ruby would tell us "If you swallow a cat hair, it'll turn into a worm in your stomach." I knew that dogs and cats sometimes got worms so this made perfect sense to me. I believed it well into high school.

Abby
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When I was about five years old I believed that Puppies were boys and kittens were girls and that they grew up, got married and had puppies and kittens!

Jessie
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When I was a little girl, I got the message that I could be anything I want when I grew up. So when people would ask me what I wanted to be, I would say "a cat!".

Anon
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When my dogs didnt stop barking my sister told me to scream, "with the power of Christ" so that they would stop. so i believed it for many years.
( it actually worked )

Anon
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I used to think Alsatian dogs were called 'Old Stations'.

Jen
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I used to believe when dogs bark and cat meow they are talking to each other

frogg gurl
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I used to believe that kittens came from pussy willows.

hope
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when i waz litle i thought that instead of barkig dogs would just shout out the name of their breed eg. my next door neighbour had a jack russel that always confused me by shouting 'pug' 'pug'

nana K
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I beleived that my dog was a human in a fur outfit that would spy on me when my mum had left the room. I'd throw a tea-towel over my dog's head in a an attempt to stop him seeing which room i was heading for and leg it to get some privacy!

Carly
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I had a cat named Tarzan, and he always used to sit on top of our sofa. When I looked at him, his tail was swishing back and forth. I thought that his tail was alive, like a worm or something, and I thought that it was watching me, like a radar. But I was only 5!

Alyssa
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i used to believe that dogs were furry midget who walked on for legs

doggy
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When I was 5 or so we saw a dog walking down the road. My dad pointed it out and said it was a "bird-dog". I exclaimed "Can it fly daddy, can it fly!?!?"

Melody
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I use to believe that I could understand what my cat was thinking/saying. So I translated for about 2 years.

Cat Speaker
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When I was six, my cat ended up dying, and we saw the body. When I got home that night, there was a cat that looked the same, but was smaller. My mom told me that they took our cat to work, and it shrunk in the dryer.

It wasn't until about fourth grade that I realized she just went and got a new cat.

Melina
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I use to think that cats only got spayed and dogs only got neutered.
Both me and my brother didn't realize that neuter meant castration till we had our dog fixed. Bit of shock for us when he got home from the vet.... well not as big of a shock as it was for the dog though.

hollychick
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I used to believe that my cat was a reincarnation of the buddha and was sent by satan to squash me.

Nazza
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I used to belive that when a cat and dog had babies, the babies would be called Docas...i had a cat and a dog...
Where are the Docas???

Where are the Docas?
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