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I used to believe that if a dog stuck their tongue in your mouth, you would get worms no matter what.

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When I was younger, somehow I got it into my head that in every abandoned box by the side of the road, where little kittens. I don't know where this belief came from, but I am in my mid-20's and for a moment, everytime I see a box on the side of the road, I wonder if there are kittens in it!

Cat Lady
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I used to think that white dog poo was produced from white dogs and brown poo from brown dogs

Anon
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We had a collie and she had clumps of matted hair behind her ears. I used to believe that when I squeezed the clumps it made a light come on in her mouth.

Anon
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I used to believe that my cat could communicate with me by mind, and I would have conversations with her!

Anon
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My sister used to believe that dried white dog poo was a natural type of chalk.

Avonmouth Wendy
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Childhood beliefs are a funny thing. I had so many funny childhood beliefs that only a few can be mentioned here. As a small child, I used to believe that dogs and cats got married.

DZ
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I used to be have a cat called 'Dusky' that would always come into my bed and annoy me by trying to rub against my face while I was trying to sleep. I used to hate that cat so much I ended up having nightmares about it and had really bad sleeps because of it. In my dreams I believed it was a demon cat that was trying to kill me by lack of sleep.

Linvidige
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I once believed, for about a day after hearing the name, that heins 57 meant the dog was 57 different breeds of dog

Anon
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Looking back at it, the belief that dogs eat cats is a pretty funny idea. I used to believe it myself.

Anon
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i used to believe that if you slept with cats that they would eat your soul and you would die!!

Anon
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I remember the first time I saw a manx cat and I thought it's tale had been cut off. My grandma tried to tell me otherwise, but I wouldn't believe her.

Cat
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i used to think that when someone asked someone else if they were a dog person or a cat person they meant:
when u die will you become a cat or a dog?

stupid
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When I was little I used to belive that dogs pooped out their tales...

Lise
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I visited my grandparents house for a few days by myself when I was young. My unkle lived with them they had three cats between them a black one (Roo) a gray one (phido) and a calico (AC-DC) anyway, I thought that my relatives had the ability to turn into their cats. I thought my grandma turned into the black one. My grandpa turned into the gray one. And my unkle turned into the calico. I thought that when I got older I would get a cat of my own that I could turn into. I'd seen the cats and the people in the same room and I knew it wasn't reality but I still thought it would be neat if it were true and I remember keeping secrets from the cats as though they were the relatives.

Joshua
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When I was about 4, I was convinced that all dogs were male & all cats were female.

Sewicked
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when i was little, i used to think of all the long, curly haired/ tiny dogs as guys, and the big dogs as boys. It made seeing alotta dogs in public kinda akward

Anon
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When I was a kid, I had a cat who ended up turning rabid. My parents insisted they take it to a "farm" to live happily in the open planes. I believed them until I was my mid-teens, then was devastated to learn what really happened.

Anon
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When I was very young I used to believe all dogs were boys and all cats were girls.

Root
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I used to believe the dogs were all boys and cats were all girls.

Ray
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