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Burned fish fingers ment the fish was from the black sea.

Anon
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When I was a kid, I got a fake fur coat one Christmas. My dad told me it was my mink coat. So, for a couple of years, I believed that mink was synonymous with polyester. I told my friends this, and they chased me around screaming that I had killed a polyester for my coat.

Amanda
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I usied to believe that there were lobsters under my dads couch!!

Jessie
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I asked my dad what was in a manhole once when I was 5. My dad has a Northern accent, so when he said SEWER LINES, I thought he said SORE LIONS. I was scared to walk over one because I thought I could see lions licking themselves through the cracks and I thought they would pull me in and get me.

Erin H.
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I used to think white cows were full of milk, black cows were empty, and black and white ones were half full.

James
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I used to believe that the dancing rats from the nutcracker lived under my dresser.

Molly
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I believed when young that horses with white faces were sick. My dad a great sense of humour

John Cavanagh
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i believed that moles wore davy lamps on their heads so they could see underground

Omi
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hmm i use to believe that turtles come out of their shell... i remember so well i once had a lil pet turtle and it never came outta its shell den i realized its just possible in cartoons tat turtls come out of their shells n run..

Anon
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I used to think a tiger was a female and a lion was a male... until I remembered Tony the Tiger.

Alysia
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I use to believe that every night when we were sitting outside that the fire flys were Tinker Bell and her friends comming to dance for me....

WHo would have thought years later they would make a song about the same thing...

Avril
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Growing up, I believed (and would point this fact out to everyone - especially vegans) that cows utters would explode if they were not milked.

Anon
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my cousin who is about six is convinced that rabbits can climb trees, everytime i where by the woods he keeps saying that he can see them there

Anon
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As I was the oldest, it was my job to warn my siblings of possible dangers around them. One day, mom took us all to the zoo, and we were excited that we were nearing the monkey house. On the way, I explained that the red-assed baboons could breath fire. Mom couldn't understand why the other kids suddenly wanted to leave and got hysterical when we got to the baboon cage. It helped that one of the baboons was throwing a tantrum and screaming. Which made my siblings start screaming, too. Classic.

Amber
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when i was 5 i wished to have a penguin and i used to believe my mum would buy me a penguin(real one) and keep it in the refrigerator until i open it and be suprized

baran
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from the nursessy rhyme baa baa black sheep i somehow got the idea that as white wool came from white sheep and there were black sheep so black wool came from them that there was sheep of every colour from which we got every colour of wool. When i went to a farm on a school trip i excitedly asked the farmer if he had a pink sheep.

Alee
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I used to believe that the 'duck crossing' and 'deer crossing' signs on the side of the road were actually put there by the ducks and the deer. I remember asking my mother how ducks and deer learned to read.

Sara
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I used to think supermarkets used to cross-bread farmyard animals with lions because you would always see Pork Lion (loin) and Beef Lion on the shelves

Kipper
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When I was younger I lived by Grain Alligators (grain elevators) and had always wondered how the alligators had gotten into the tall concrete buildings and how people got the grain in with out getting eaten.

Anon
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I used to belive my Dad when he told me that all the sea creatures come onto land to go to sleep at night. When on holiday I used to sit staring at the shore at dusk waiting for the animals to start pouring out...

Julia
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