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Seems like my first acquaintances with the word "rodent" were heavily associated with animals being identified as "rodents" either when they were seen crossing a road, or when they were seen as road kill. So I thought they were called rodents because they were animals likely to be seen in the road.

Bobby boy
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I used to think that Shamu was my whale and that he just lived at Sea World and they took care of him for me.

Anon
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i used to believe that if you ate an animal its ghost would live in your tummy. that sparked some of my earliest (but unsuccessful) attempts at being a vegetarian.

Branlyan Smayth
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I used to believe that unicorns were real once. They were just late for Noah's ark.

Anon
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My Father used to tell me that Unicorns existed a long time ago, but everyone liked them more than Jesus, so God killed them all.

Anon
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My Aunt once told me that the sheep wool we found in fields was in fact bits of cloud that had fallen from the sky.I believed her for years and years and developed quite a collection.

Nina
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Eu acreditava que quando uma pessoa era mordida por uma tartaruga, só conseguia se soltar dela se desse um trovăo na hora.

Também acreditava que se fizéssemos "careta", e um vento forte passasse na hora, a cara da gente ficava igual ŕ da "careta" pra sempre.

Babi
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i used to believe that bambi lived under my bed and at night he would fight a big deer

Holden batt
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one of my younger brother askes at onces that when a rabit become elder it would became a kangro

wish
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i use to belive that killer whailes where where acshually killer whailes hahahha

dumbb!!
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A friend of mine told me that if cows or horses were crossing a river and the water reached their anus, they would drown. I learned this when I was a sophomore in college, so until senior year I thought this true until I met my fiance's friend. He's a cow farmer and told me otherwise... but then again I'm not very convinced about this not drowning bussiness.

Jessica
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I used to believe that every baboon i saw accidentally sat on a burning stove and his butt turned red after that.

Lecia
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I belived that unicorns where real :)

Heather
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When my son was about 6 he loved to feel velvet. One day we went to a horse barn and he petted the horse's nose. He said, "it feels like velvet." I admit this is really bad. I told him, "Where do you think that they get velvet from? It comes from horse's noses."

I never really thought any more about it until he was traumatized in second grade by seeing his teacher wearing a black velvet pant suit and all he could think of was all the poor horses that had given their noses to make that dress.

Of course I apologized and feel horrible now. I never ever say things like that around the kids anymore.

Anon
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I used to believe that dandelions could turn into lions and vice versa and that this was how zoos got lions. This was due to the old "King of the Jungle" and I thought lions could kills anything.

Anon
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I used to believe that when toads got old they would turn into toadstools. Thanks a bunch to the show Toad Troop or something like that...

Evan
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Up untill I was 13, I was convinced that a Haggis was a small, DVD box-sized sandy coloured creature with four legs native to Scotland. Its two left legs were shorter than its right, which made it run around the Scottish mountains in circles.
For those of you who don't know, a haggis is in fact a Scottish meat thing (that you eat)

Zanny
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When my dad was little his older siblings convinced him that there were flocks of flying turtles.

Anonymous
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I thought that hippos were baby elephants

Gerna
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when i was little, i didn't understand about bulls, and mares; i thought that all cows were female and all horses were male, and that they somehow mated (which i also didn't "understand")

"Pete"
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