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I really loved horses when I was little and was convinced that deers were special types of horses that lived in the forest. I called them "forest horses" until I was about 10 years old.

Marisa
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i used to think that you could change the colour of a fish. i was in a pet store with dad one day and i was choosing a fish for my tank. my dad pointed to one and said "how bout that one" to which i said "nah, that ones been dyed, i can tell". i thought people had special dye for fishes to change them to nicer colours when people werent buying them.

Anon
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when i was little and visiting my grandma in the highlands of scotland my mum told me that sheep were able to stay on the steep hills and not slip because one front leg and one back leg were longer then the other two..was only a couple of years ago i actually thought about it and realised id been dubed..im 21 amazing what you dont question

Anon
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When I was little I watched the original Dr. Dolittle movie and never seeing a llama in person before, I believed that they actually had two heads up untill I was in college when I was told otherwise....oops!

DeLaine
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When I was very young I honestly believed that lions came from flower buds, and If I was able to open one and find a lion, I would get a wish. However many flower buds I found, the meticulous peeling away of the layers was always in vain. I have no idea where the idea came from.

Jared
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when I was young, my father used to ask me how it was possible for cows to eat green grass and produce white milk. I never was able to figure it out then. I have asked the same question to my young children and now my young grandchildren. No one has the answer!

Anon
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When I was younger, I thought shrimp normally lived in fresh water, but if you put them in salt water, they would grow and grow until they turned into lobsters! It wasn't until I, at the age of 10, matter-of-factly told an adult that I was disabused of that little notion.

Manon
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when i was little i never had any beliefs. i used to think buffalo were what they were! big fuzzy animals that live on the plains, and all that. but then one day ,when i was maybe 4, we were driving through oklahoma and my dad pointed to a far-off speck on a "tower of rocks", he told my sister and i it was a buffalo!....and the way it got up there was by flying! and that they had wings. i didn't believe him but i always had this nagging thought in the back of my mind that buffalo wings had to come from SOMEWHERE!

FliesWithBuffalo
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when my mother said that mandates (like buffalo) like to play in water, i thought that i would coincide a mandate when i'm swimming in the sea

eskibebeto
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I used to believe that if you buried a chicken bone in the backyard it would grow a chicken

Anon
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When I was in pre-school, there was this big tree out in the corner of the playground with a huge knot in the trunk. I used to believe that a family of squirrels lives inside of the tree and the knot was their front door. I'm sure people thought there was something seriously wrong with me since I would spend the majority of recess with my ear pressed against the tree trying to hear the squirrels and talk to them. That probably explains why I didn't have very many friends.

Lexx
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When I was little, I thought chipmunks were baby squirrels, and changed colors and grew longer tails as they grew older.

Anon
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Okay, here it is. When I was 10, I had a (then 2-yr-old) gecko named Hannah. It was March, so we had houseguests. (sisters JacJac&Jassy+mom&dad) So, one particular morning, Jassy decided to look in on Hannah. (Considering Hannah's room doubles as a guest room) It was about 6:00 in the morning, but JacJac&I weren't up yet. So, Jassy saw s piece of poop in Hannah's terrarium(sp?) and got all freaked out. she ran 2 my room, next door, which JacJac and I happened to be sharing. Jassy then said, "Jolie come here quick!!! I think your gecko gave birth!!!" I, being a lover of reptiles, said, "Reptiles don't 'give birth'. Go look for an eggshell, stupid." "No, I really think so!!!" "Fine I'll come look." When I went to go look, there was notheing but poop. FYI Jassy is 3 yrs older than me and didn't know!!!!!!! Hannah is now nearly 3 and I still laugh at that memory when I pass that room!!!

Jolie Escobar
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As a kid growing up my grandfather used to always tell us that the reason for the winding trails going up the slopes of nearby hills (from cattle grazing) was because of these extremely rare animals called Gyrasticuttus's (I can't spell it). Supposedly this animal was born with the legs on one side of its body shorter than the other... which was handy for eating grass as it wound up the hill. Unfortunately once at the top it couldn't get down because of the leg imbalance so it had to tumble end over end in order to get down. I believed him whole-heartedly for years and my sister and I (who usually fought like dogs) would spend entire car rides in silence trying to catch a glimps of the rare beast out our window... which as it turned out, worked very well for my grandparents.

Ez
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When I was in kindergarten, my best friend told me all about dinosaurs. Well, I couldn't sleep that night. I thought dinosaurs were still alive and would stomp on my house!

Robbie
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i used to believe that jackalopes were very real.

ryan
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I used to believe that sheep on hills had two legs shorter then the other,i have believed this all my lfie and only found out last year it was all a lie! (I am 15 now!!)

Amye
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I used to believe that if I was nice to animals, they would be able to smell that I was not a predator, and wouldn't hurt me. I used to save spiders and other bugs by catching them and taking them outside. I never killed bugs.
I might have been right. I have yet to be bit/stung/or otherwise injured from an animal, well except a horse stepped on my toe once, but that was an accident.

rach
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I used to believe that a vitamin was a small animal
only recently I have found out that it is not true... :)

Sylwia
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I used to think rats and bats were the same thing.

Sometimes when a mama rat had babies there would be a winged one and it'd fly away.

So when I got a little older I got a rat who was gonna give birth thinking she'd have a winged baby and it'd make the best pet ever.

Feral
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