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I used to believe that e.t. was hiding in my closet.

Anon
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after watching kikng kong with my dad (the old black and white one), i believed a gorilla lived in my closet. to this day, i still cannot sleep with my closet door open. i know- it's weird.

Anon
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When i was 6 (now im 13) i used to think that chuckie was hiding in my closet waiting for me to go to sleep so he could come and suffocate the habit finally stopped one night i slept with my door open.

Melanie
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One night when I was about six I snuck a peak into my sisters room when she was having a sleepover. Shes a bout 5 years older at the time. So i looked in and i saw a scene from the movie they were watching. They were watching a chuckie movie (which i do not know which one it was to this day) and the scene was when he jumped out of the clothes in the closet and beat the woman to death with a bat. I got over that fear about one year ago. I'm 12. :(

Bijan
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One time when I was maybe 3 or 4 years old, my mom was putting away some clothes in her closet. A support on one of the shelves broke, sending the shelf and its contents crashing to the floor. Angry and annoyed, my mom started muttering, "Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!"
I assumed that she was referring to the closet.
The next day, I asked, "Hey, Mom, can I put the damners in the dammit?" (If a closet was a dammit, clothes must be damners!) After she recovered from her surprise at what had just come out of her young daughter's mouth, she and my dad had a good laugh.

Taylor
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I used to believe that during thunderstorms the boogieman was in my closet. For some reason I had a mental image of him looking like a mummy, wrapped in bandages. No wonder I slept with my mom as a kid.

Jenny
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I used to think that the DJ from the TV show WKRP lived in my closet. I didn't know his name so I just called him WKRP and he was SCARY!

Anon
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When the movie Poltergist (sp) came out, I use to think the closet was going to suck me in.

flowerutopia
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When i was about 6 i belived that there was monsters in your closet because off this tv show i had saw. It said that the only way to not be tooken in the closet was to hold on to the door. So every time i went into my closet since i was 7 to 15 I held on to my closet door. Now i think about how hillarious it is.

Sarah/Texas/20
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when i was little i was scared of goingto sleep because there was a monster in my closet that would eat me when i went to sleep. i kept on hearing strange noises coming from my closet and one time when it was leaking, i was lying awake in my room at 12:00pm and because it was so dark the leaking looked red and there was this weird red puddle oozing out of my closet, i was terrifieyed

mairi nolan
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Several years ago, my older sis and I decided to make up a story to tell to our younger sister. Our little sis had recently gotten chicken pox and what is now a round scar on the left of her forehead was a chicken pock that was healing at the time; oozing and such. So we told our gullible little sis that her brains were leaking out out of the hole, and that she would have to get a new brain. When she questioned us, we went on to tell her that the same thing had happened to Maw Maw (Dad's mom), and that if we went into the hall closet in her house, we'd find an old brain that had once belonged to Maw Maw... our sis had been almost inclined to believe us before that, but she was too smart to believe that Maw Maw was hoarding an old brain in her closet!

Smarter now
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When I was young I used to believe that the monsters on the closet were real. I used to close the closet for them not to come out.

little_ princess
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Unlike most children who think that monsters live in their closets, I thought that ET lived in mine. I thought that ET was really scary, so I'd avoid my closet at all costs.

Kara
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when i was younger i used to believe that german nazi were going to come and try to kill me, but they were gonna come outa my closet, so before i wemt to sleep i would think of a way to run and hide

Anon
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Everyday I usto think that Terry Fox was in my closet. Every night when my parents were downstaires i usto run to my parents and I would think in the morning that i was Terry Fox with a broken leg and up in a wheelchair.

Thomas
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When I saw the movie Boogeyman, I was scared to death when we got home,thinking the Boogeyman would pop out of a closet.I tried to board up the closets in the house like in the movie, using wood,a hammer and nails.

popo
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i used to believe the i could go into sailor moons world through my closet so i would stand in my closet with my eyes closed poking the so call portal i also slamed into it to test the ''portal'' acually that was a month ago im ten

anointed chirstian gal
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when I was little I always was scared of being in my room alone at night because I thought there was something in my bed or in my closet. my parents had to look everywhere and reassure me that there was nothing. they still never let it go.

Kelly
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i used to believe there were monsters in my closet, because my brother damian told me so. then one night i left the closet door open, and no monsters came out

Anon
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As A Child: I used to believe a witch lived in my bedroom closet (and that she just might have been AniFrid Lynstadt from ABBA the pop group, too) and it was cause she moved out of our pantry closet is why she was now in my bedroom closet!

Kira Pangburn
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