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When I was around 3 my dad took away my pacifier because he said that it would ruin my teeth. I got so mad I started sucking my thumb in public to embarrass him and ruin my teeth and told him I'd never stop until he gave me back my binky. It became a habit, and he was stubborn, so soon I was 10 and still sucking my thumb. He'd put pepper on my thumb, and I'd start loving spicy food, he'd tell my friends and I wouldn't care. Then I was 15, and I didn't even know why I did it, and kept trying to stop, but I'd wake up with my thumb in my mouth. Now I'm 32, and sometimes my wife wakes up giggling because I'm sucking my thumb...

Thumbaddict...
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When I was little my mom told me that if I continued to pick my nose then the finger bird would swoop down(he always knew when you did it..and could come out of air vents) and bite off your fingers and then you'd just have little nubs. And you can't color with nubs.

maddie
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i used to think chain smokers would light like 5 cigarettes and take a hit of each and every one of them over and over

thomas pettit
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I used to believe there were spiders in my nose. My mother told me this when I was really little to keep me from picking my nose. I looked at her horrified and almost unable to move with tears running down my face and asked her to take them out for me.

Nicole Phillips
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When i was younger i used to pick my nose and thourght it was recycling therefore i used to do it every minute of everyday because i thourght it was kepping the world green!

Lilli
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I used to think that boogers were pieces of your brain and contained things that you forgot and if you ate them you'd remember.

shawnee
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When I was younger, I would always suck my thumb. Once my brother told me it would shrivel up and fall off when i got older, but i kept sucking it until i was 8!

Anon
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When I was in Kindergarten I was told if I picked my nose my nose will go into eternal bleeding

Sam
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when i was little i picked my nose like any other normal child. my mom told me if i picked my nose i would have worms grow in my stomach. well. we went to montana to visit family and while i was picking my nose one day i turned to my aunt and loudly proclaimed "I have worms!"

Anon
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i thought that if you sucked yerr thumb long enough it would turn green. dont ask why!

jordan
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