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i used to believe after doing the Egyptians in school at a young age, i thought if you picked your nose your braind would come out with your bogies, so i have never picked my nose since

wynne
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I used to believe that the nose was a mine where little miners dig something and when I picked my nose, I was giving them a hard day at work... So I didn't picked my nose... ever.

Kate
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I was told that picking my nose would cause my nose to either grow enormously big or be misshapen because my fingers would cause stretching in the nostrils..

A Wild Cowgirl
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the art of picking the nose was passed on to me by our cleaners daughter ! when my mom saw that i was picking and then eating ...she told me that all the bugger would get stuck in my brain and that i would gradually die!

Naz
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i always thought if you stuck your finger far enough up your nose a snail would bite off your nail or finger so i kept my finger away from my nose....

korn fanatic
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my mum told me that when i picked my nose i would be removing small bits of my brain and would slowly become a vegetable

Keffer
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I used to think that my boogers were a sentient race of virus beings that had learned to shrivel up in case of enemy attack, which explains why they didnt move when i picked them out. I thought it was very clever so every time i dug one out i would look straight at it with one eye and point at it with my finger and say, "im on to you!" i would then walk to a nearby bathroom and flick it in the toilet. As you probably guessed, I read a lot of science fiction novels back then...

HornyPorny
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I used to pick my nose a lot when i was young. I would stick it on the walls and blame my older sister. I thought boogers were poop that got lost and were swere sick becuz they were green.

Anonymous
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i used to believe that everybodys brain was a planet called boggie land.Every time you pick your nose blood would dribble down (sea)and boggie people would come and eat you up.my sister called me abc girl(annoying,boggie,cat girl)now i am eating the boggies so they die!

joanna al-adham
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One day i picked my nose and a hair came out with this slimy yellow stuff and blood vains my mum told me it was a hairy ogre and if i kept on taking all of the people out of the cave they would eat my brain and then they would go down my throat and come out in my poo and swim around in the toilet

steak and the bailinator we rule!!!
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When I was a child I beleived that picking your nose would bring out the 'boogie monster'.. the REAL one. He would appear from your nose, like water from a tap, and give you a lecture about the atrocities of nose picking, and how it disturbed his slumber. After a severe finger-wagging session (and I don't mean in my nose) he would hide back up inside my nose, waiting for the next time he could get up me.

put some boogie into it
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i yused 2 belive that if i ate my boogies poo would come out my bum and i would wet my self!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chelsey
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Once I was in the car and I picked my nose. It was one of those dry, chewy ones that was blood red. I (of course) ate it, and without realising it, it got stuck between my two front teeth. My sister noticed when I was talking to her and told me boogie was poisonous. I was really scared and washed my mouth out with soap and water. For some reason I didn't even think of being embarressed about walking around all day with snot stuck in my teeth.

Kate
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I used to believe that for some strange reason, snot was part of your brain that used to be a memory or piece of knowledge that I forgot so it shriveled up and moved out my nose. I was terrified I kept forgetting so many things!

K-80
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i used to think boogers were chewing gum. Gross, i know!

ediop
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i used to believe that when you pick your nose and eat your boogers you would grow worms in your stomachs and they would eat everything in your stomach and you would shrivel up and die!

jenny
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when i was a kid i used to believe that the people in the pictures could see me so i never picked my nose, even in the presence of pictures

"logan"
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I used to think if you picked your nose too much you'd one day dig your way into your brain! did that put me off!!!

Anon
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When I was about 5-years old, i was a constant nose-picker. My mom would often ask me at that age, "Are you looking for a cadillac? if you keep picking, you may!" Being the five-year old I was, I kept picking day after day until I got bloody noses.
I also watched a "Ren and Stimpy" cartoon where they destroyed the Lincoln Memorial because they thought his noggin was filled with gold. I then believe that everybody had gold in their brain, so I tried to pick my nose to find it.
All I got for my trouble were bloody noses and big nostrils. (sarcastically) Thanks a lot society!!!

still pickin'...
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i ased to belive if you picked your nose too much it would turn into a carrot

tasha
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