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i used to think boogers were chewing gum. Gross, i know!

ediop
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i used to believe that when you pick your nose and eat your boogers you would grow worms in your stomachs and they would eat everything in your stomach and you would shrivel up and die!

jenny
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when i was a kid i used to believe that the people in the pictures could see me so i never picked my nose, even in the presence of pictures

"logan"
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I used to think if you picked your nose too much you'd one day dig your way into your brain! did that put me off!!!

Anon
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When I was about 5-years old, i was a constant nose-picker. My mom would often ask me at that age, "Are you looking for a cadillac? if you keep picking, you may!" Being the five-year old I was, I kept picking day after day until I got bloody noses.
I also watched a "Ren and Stimpy" cartoon where they destroyed the Lincoln Memorial because they thought his noggin was filled with gold. I then believe that everybody had gold in their brain, so I tried to pick my nose to find it.
All I got for my trouble were bloody noses and big nostrils. (sarcastically) Thanks a lot society!!!

still pickin'...
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i ased to belive if you picked your nose too much it would turn into a carrot

tasha
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i used to think there were little umpa lompa men (out of charlie and the chocalte factory) up my nose and they made boggies they slept all day and worked all day and thats why i always had boggies first thing in the morning.

lyndsay
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my mum use to say if i picked my nose potatoes would grow of it

becky page
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When I was little I thought if I picked my nose I would poke my eye out.


Mary

Anon
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I USED TO BELIEVE THAT IF YOU SNIFFED AND SWALLOWED SNOT, OR PICKED YOUR NOSE AND ATE IT, IT ALL WENT INTO A WEE BAG IN YOUR STOMACH, AND WHEN THE BAG WAS FULL,- YOU DIED

TOM BERWICK
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My dad used to tell me that my nose would turn into a cauliflower if I continued to pick it. I HATED cauliflowers.

Veronika
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My mum used to tell me that if you ate your bogeys they would form a big ball of them in your stomach and the doctor would have to give you surgery to remove it.

Catharine
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I was always tolded that there was a little man in your nose that would bite your finger off if you picked your nose. In kindergarten, all my little friends would pick their noses and I would freak out!!!!

boogie man lady
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i used to think that if you picked your nose you could eat it because it was a type of chicken.

nutter
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When i was little i thought that picking my nose and placing it somewhere would mean that the little people living inmy house would have something to eat!

Poppy
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One day i told my mom that i wouldnt pick my nose until the boogers made it look like i was a walrus

Lotta Thang
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i used to believe from i was 3 to about 8...my dad used to tell me if i picked my nose too much it my finger would get stuck

retired nose picker
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When I was little I used to pick my nose and one day I heard on the radio that Wayne Gretzy retired and I asked my dad what retired meant and he said to quit a job for a little bit but come back to it if you want to, so when I was about in kidnergarden, I stopped picking my nose, but after a bit I started again and in the car on day my older sister said, "I thought you stopped picking your nose," and I said , "I retired."

Nose Picker :-p
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Many of us kids were told, when we were small, that we each had a snail living deep up our noses, and if we stuck our fingers far enough up there, we'd find out how the nose-snails were different from the regular dirt-snails: They had teeth, and would bite the tips of our fingers off.

Kate
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i used to think that if you didint pick your nose it would fill up with bugers and youd suficate.

still havent broken the habit bob
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