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I USED TO BELIEVE THAT IF YOU SNIFFED AND SWALLOWED SNOT, OR PICKED YOUR NOSE AND ATE IT, IT ALL WENT INTO A WEE BAG IN YOUR STOMACH, AND WHEN THE BAG WAS FULL,- YOU DIED

TOM BERWICK
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My dad used to tell me that my nose would turn into a cauliflower if I continued to pick it. I HATED cauliflowers.

Veronika
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My mum used to tell me that if you ate your bogeys they would form a big ball of them in your stomach and the doctor would have to give you surgery to remove it.

Catharine
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I was always tolded that there was a little man in your nose that would bite your finger off if you picked your nose. In kindergarten, all my little friends would pick their noses and I would freak out!!!!

boogie man lady
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i used to think that if you picked your nose you could eat it because it was a type of chicken.

nutter
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When i was little i thought that picking my nose and placing it somewhere would mean that the little people living inmy house would have something to eat!

Poppy
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One day i told my mom that i wouldnt pick my nose until the boogers made it look like i was a walrus

Lotta Thang
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i used to believe from i was 3 to about 8...my dad used to tell me if i picked my nose too much it my finger would get stuck

retired nose picker
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When I was little I used to pick my nose and one day I heard on the radio that Wayne Gretzy retired and I asked my dad what retired meant and he said to quit a job for a little bit but come back to it if you want to, so when I was about in kidnergarden, I stopped picking my nose, but after a bit I started again and in the car on day my older sister said, "I thought you stopped picking your nose," and I said , "I retired."

Nose Picker :-p
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Many of us kids were told, when we were small, that we each had a snail living deep up our noses, and if we stuck our fingers far enough up there, we'd find out how the nose-snails were different from the regular dirt-snails: They had teeth, and would bite the tips of our fingers off.

Kate
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i used to think that if you didint pick your nose it would fill up with bugers and youd suficate.

still havent broken the habit bob
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I used to believe that if I picked my nose, it would stretch and become big enough to serve as a tunnel for a train! Although this was scary, it just got more tempting to pick my nose.

Glazed donut
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I used to believe that if you picked your nose long enough you would touch your brain. That is what stopped me from picking my nose.

Nose-Picker
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When I was little, my Dad would tell me that if you pick your nose and then eat your boogers, then the boogers turn into worms in your stomach.

al
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I used to believe that whenever i picked my nose, i was picking out part of my brain..my brother convinced me i was right..that's what got me to stop when i was a kid...
haha..now i see how bizzarre i am..

Aly
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i used to believe that mucous running out of my nose was actually soy sauce and i used to just keep on licking it and licking it because hey... i like soy sauce

Ba D.
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When i was about 3 or 4 i believed there were monsters in my nose, and if i picked my nose, they would eat my finger.

~unknown~
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I used to believe that if I ate my boogers a booger tree would grow out of my head!

Kimmy G
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i used to believe that boogers were the result of bees and flies and other insects that would fly up your nose and die in there. I must say, it didn't bother me at all to be eating dead bugs...

Paige
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I got told if you picked your nose your eyes would pop out.

Anon
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