When I was young, one day, my father was smoking, and I realized maybe the fire is not only burning on the cigar but also burning in my father's brain, because the smoke coming out from my father's nostrils. So I splash a glass of water on my father's head. My father is so surprised that he couldn't believe what I did. And finally, he beat me resolutely...

Avatar Quakeuard

When i was little we were in a gondola ( ski lift ) and someone previosly smoked pot in there and i smelt it and i said mom what is that smell? and she said someone was doing drugs i asked what kind and she said she thinks it was pot ... and it smelt really bad and for a while i thought that pot was burnt rocks and minerals.... i dont know why?

my family doesnt do drugs

I used to think that dope fiends smoked the glue like stuff sold in model shops, after it had dried into a hard mass.

Anon

My sister once thought that a Cigarette was smoked by putting the lit end in the mouth.

When she said this me & my brother fell about laughing.

Richard Davies

When I was 3 or 4 i thought to go out side you had to have something white like a cigarette in your mouth. So i would try to find a colored pencil or white crayon to put in my mouth.

i think mi mom lies

When I was about 14 or 15 years old, my friend who was the same age told me never to smoke a cigarette down to the filter, because it would make you unable to have children later. Where did that come from???

Daria

I used to believe adults smoked cigarettes backwards, that is, i thought you had to blow on it and I thought "what's the fun of blowing on that thing and making smoke come out?"

Anon

When I was younger I thought that men who smoked were the only people who grew facial hair becuause the only people I had ever seen with mustaches or beards were smokers. I didn't realize that all men grew facial hair until the fourth grade when we had a sex-ed class and they taught us all about puberty and hair growth.

Anon

when i was about 3 or 4 years old I was convinced that smoking too many cigarettes would make a woman pregnant. I said to my mom and her friend, "don't smoke too much, you'll get pregnant!'
they laughed at me, until they stopped.

superG

I could never understand why people stubbed out their cigarettes when only the white bit was left.(I didn't know that it was not filled with tobacco; but was a filter instead) I thought it was a waste.

Sheri

For some reason, I thought that all people who smoked pipes were ugly and very bad (like child-killer bad). Maybe this was instilled by movies? Not sure, but it was scary.

Amy