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I used to believe my mom when she said that holding your farts in is toxic and could spread poison all over your body. I ducked out of many a room and went into many corners before I wised up!

Aviva
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That eating carrots makes you ginger.

Austin
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I remember as a kid watching TV with my mom and an ad for Depends came on. I asked what they were exactly and she said they were like diapers for adults. At the time I didn't know that incontinence was a thing, so I figured some people just never got potty trained and had to wear diapers their whole life.

m'phthchshthsch
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I used to believe that a rock I found in a park would hatch into a dragon like in the movie How To Train Your Dragon, or if I moved my body in a specific way I would be able to fly.

Vova
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When I was young I used to belive when I couldn't see someone he couldn't see me too.

So in the night when I needed to sleep I just closed my eyes the stronger I could because I belived there were monsters in my bedroom.
And I belived this because Ive never been eaten when i was sleeping.

And an another day a book at 00AM and my parents did not allow that bacause the next day i needed to woke up at 7am for the school so when my parents came in my bedroom I just put the book on my eyes, my father was kidding me but my mother was very angry.

Tableikea
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I used to believe that my balls was where my urine was stored.

Josh
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When I was younger, I used to believe that I had super powers and Whatever I was doing, In the end ? I didn't have any injuries.
But one day, My sister and I played hide and seek. As I remember, I really wanted to win and I decided to hide near an opened window because It was summer and we were really warm. When my sister founf me I was really scared and I made an awkward movement and infortunaly I went through the window and I rolled on the rooftop.
Result of that fall, I went In the Hospital during 3 days because I had hip crack and my hand was broken.

Anon
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When I was little, I used to believe than my ribs were minced beef that got reconstitued in my body after having eaten it, that's why every times I ate minced beef I touched my ribs to see if they were reconstitued because there were lines llike on mince meat.
Until the day, I learnt in class It was just bones, I felt so silly!

Obelix22
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when i was younger, I used to think that blind peuple could see in black and white

Anon
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when i was younger, i used to believe when i slept a other world was build

anon
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