body functions - I Used To Believe

Choose one of the following categories: being ill, eating, farting, general, sleeping, special powers, weeing & pooing,or view the best beliefs in this section as voted by visitors. Here are the ten most recently added beliefs:

I used to believe a fart was when air got trapped in your underwear and made a noise squeezing out of the elastic in your underwear's leg holes.

Nikki

My mother had convinced my brother and me that, if we played with fire during the day, we would wet our beds at night... we would laugh at her, but you wouldn't catch us playing with matches if our lives depended on it...!

George

I used to believe that hamsters lived in my chest / belly and they would run on their wheel to help digest my food as I swallowed.

Beth

when i was young i heard my mom talking about someone who had lost their voice. i thought about how that could be possible. i came to the conclusion that i only had a limited amout of voice and i needed to save as much of it as i could. i wasnt much of a talker.

julia

I used to think that some people had "stink glasses" and could see farts even if they were silent. I was to scared to let any go.

Anon

I used to believe that "gluten free" meant you could eat as much as you wanted without getting full or fat

Jess

I used to believe that iodine was monkey blood. My dad used toput it on our cuts and told us it stained because it was monkey blood.

shawn

You know how some diseases are named after the person who discovered them? Well as a kid I thought the person INVENTED the disease and wondered what kind of person would create horrible diseases on purpose

Bootlebat

My mom used to tell me if I ate mustard I would grow mustard.

Anon

I used to believe fat people were fat because they ate other people.

Roxanne