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Choose one of the following categories: being ill, eating, farting, general, sleeping, special powers, weeing & pooing,or view the best beliefs in this section as voted by visitors. Here are the ten most recently added beliefs:

When I was very young I used to believe that when I went to bed at night, the thumping (my heartbeat) I would hear against my pillow was an army marching outside.

Nikki
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When i was about 5, some kid told me that if you sleep with your mouth open evil spirits enter through it.

Mike
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My grandmother once told my mum that every hour of sleep you get before midnight is equal to two afterwards (to get her to go to be earlier). My mum believed it until she was 40.

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As a child, I believed that, when I grew into a lady, I would quit having to poopoo. Now I'm almost 30 and still poopooing!

Audrey
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When I was young I used to think my testicles held the pee!

Anon
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When I was younger I was really proud of the fact that I could hold it in longer than my dad... He told me that if I didn't go, the pee or poop would go into my bloodstream and I'd die. My brother and I were horrified we believed it up until a few days ago when we told our mom. She was like "that's a lie it won't back up into your bloodstream why do you listen to your father?" Man I was so embarrassed I'm 14 he had me believing that for eight years...

Anon
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i used to believe that your Adam's apple would get mad at you and sprout spikes. that's how u get a sore throat

Colin
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I told my brother when he was being potty-trained that if he pooped too much the poop monster would come out of the toilet and eat him from his butt up to his head. The poor kid refused to use a toilet until age five.

Anon
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As a child, I believed that I pooped brown because it was the color of my skin. So, I also thought that white people pooped white because it was the color of their skin.

SJB
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When I was little, I believed that when my body hurt (from growing pains) I was getting cancer.

Anon
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