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Choose one of the following categories: being ill, eating, farting, general, sleeping, special powers, weeing & pooing,or view the best beliefs in this section as voted by visitors. Here are the ten most recently added beliefs:

I used to think that hiccups were caused by a frog in my chest who would jump and croak.

Elizabeth
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When I was about seven I thought that when you sleep your bed would fly you to a place called dream land. I remember thinking that when I was falling asleep I could feel my bed flying

Eponine
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whenever we would play hide and seek as kids i thought i could just close my eyes and no one could see me. i thought if i couldn't see them then they wouldn't be able to see me either...thats why i was always found first.

michelle
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i usd to believe that if i put a balloon on a lawn chair that i could float up in the sky and around the world

Anon
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I used to believe that when you farted little bubbles came out of our butt, so I was very careful not to fart while I was standing. Just in case.

Anon
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When I was little, ( i dont know how old for sure) but my mom told me that my dad used to work in a sewer plant. I thought that he worked at this building with orange tubes sticking out of the ceiling. Well I thought that whenever someone pooped it would go down the toilet pipes and down the orange tubes into an orange bucket. Once it got there i thought it was my dads job to pick out the corn chunks and all that stuff in there. I just barely realized thats not how it works and i am now 12. wow. lol : )

shabbalabbadingdong
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I was told that if one doesn't cover their mouth when yawning that their soul would escape.

Anon
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When I was like four, I always got sick and when my Mom wanted me to take my medicine, she used to say things like it will help my bloodsells and my stomach and different body parts and she would always say that my blood cells were at war with germs and it sounded like they were alive how she explained it so I used to belive my insides were alive and the food in my belly would talk to eachother and when I took medicine or ate something healthy, I would look down at my stomach cheering for my blood cells!

Dessy
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When I was in elementary school, I believed I was a witch and that I could change into other animals, but I only did it at night after I went to sleep. I had an imaginary pet tiger named Jasmine. She was teal. I believed this until nearly fourth grade.

Witchy McChangeling
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I used to believed that when I went to sleep my heart took a rest too, and didn't pump at all while I slept.

Lara
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