page background
i used to believe
body functions

Choose one of the following categories: being ill, eating, farting, general, sleeping, special powers, weeing & pooing,or view the best beliefs in this section as voted by visitors. Here are the ten most recently added beliefs:

As a child I like to drink dill pickle juice. My mother not knowing if this was good for me told me that if I drank to much of it would turn my blood into water. I would drink some and then look at my veins. Seeing they were still blue and would say to myself, "OK I can still drink some more, so I did."

The Happy Maker
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was little I thought if you were sick the only way to get better was to give it to someone else.

Jen
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

rated belief

I thought pretending I was sick to stay home from school was called cookie not hookie.

Jen
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was about 6 or 7, my nana told me that pounding on your knees can relieve constipation. I still doing it until now...

Anon
score for this belief : 1.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

rated belief

my mom always told me that my eyes were bigger than my stomach and i took it literally. when we had share time at school that was always my go to answer "my eyes are bigger than my stomach" and this went on for years

meoby
score for this belief : 4.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was little, I used to believe that if you waited to long to pee, it'd come out of your belly button.

Anon
score for this belief : 1vote this belief upvote this belief down

rated belief

When I was young, I squeezed my own orange juice sometimes and my parents informed me that orange pulp was good for you. I confused this with orange seeds and one day put an orange seed in my dad's coffee when he wasn't looking saying "it's good for you!" He subsequently almost choked.

Seeds
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was little, I used to believe that when I woke up from sleeping, my hands were automatically totally clean. I would eat breakfast without washing them because I thought that they were germ-free from sleep.

Catherine S.
score for this belief : 0.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

rated belief

When I was a kid, the toilet in my bathroom was blue, so I thought that Pee was green. The first time I used a toilet that was white and saw my pee was yellow, I cried cause I thought I was dying

Anon
score for this belief : 5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to not know that it was possible to breathe out of your nose until I was around 5, and I always thought my brother was just holding his breath for a really long time when he had his mouth closed.

yo
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down


I Used To Believe™ © 2002 - 2010 Mat Connolley , web design and hosting by Iteracy.   privacy policy



HA! BlogAds Humor Network