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I used to believe that if somebody farts while drinking his/ her hot chocolate, their drink will smell of poo.
mar
When I was about 4 or 5 I used to believe that if I fart and start running round and round the table my fart will follow me orbiting round the table the way I did.
mar
I was like 4, and my Mom told me that when you farted part of your brain melted and fell out of your butt. And when it touched your underwear it would explode! I believed that until I was (1)9!
I am now 19 and 4 months
Farter Xtreme
i used to believe that if you farted out of your mouth, you'd die.
John Deere
when i was little i used to think that when i farted, that a little monster inside me was trying to get out.
annie
I used to think that a "Wet Fart" or "Shart" (fart with a little more to it) was called a "Wet Birdie".
It wasn't until late in highschool I found out that it was just my family who called it that because I made it up when I was very little.
I used to think that farting was flarting.
when i was a kid i thought it was against god to not say "excuse me" after i farted or burped i believed this until i was
14
hairylizzard
When I was a kid, I believed white people didn't poop. The reason being is my childhood friend who was white ofcourse never "pooped" around me. I think she used to hold it. LOL I know, what kids think of.
I worked with a guy who thought that farts were microscopic pieces of poo and he was afraid he would get sick if he breathed them. He was 23!
Laughed in his face
I used to believe gas stations were places where people would go to let out their farts if they were embarassed to do it any place else =x
If I had bad gas I would sometimes start to run as I farted to escape the smell. It didn't always work.
Sammy
I used to believe that when you farted little bubbles came out of our butt, so I was very careful not to fart while I was standing. Just in case.
When I was younger my Dad used to tell my if I farted too much my ass would fall off, so I tried not to fart and I ran up to him a few week later telling him it had fallen off when I got in the bath.
One of my good friends in 5th grade, whom I considered one of the smart kids, we all were, it was a smart school....well anyway she told me farts were nothing but air off the dookie...when u think about it it kind of makes sense, it certainly smells like air from the dookie
my mom told me girls shouldnt fart its not lady like. but i found it simply hilarious but every time i did it she gave me this look so once i put a air freshener in my pants and hopped she wouldn't notice.
i believed that if you farted too much in a room and you were to light a flame your house would blow up
the nuclear fart
At 6 yrs old, my prankster of a daughter made the smelliest, lactose intolerant fart you could imagine,
right in the middle of a party. She wanted to "share" the moment, so she yelled, "does anyone smell fire"? Natural instincts made everyone take a huge sniff to smell the smoke, only to find out what she let out. Gross!
growing up near the mexican border my mom was used to not being understood by spanish-speaking kids so she thought they wouldn't understand any noises she made; burping, farting ect.
Tiffany
When I was little my mom told me if you dont fart then your a robot and she never farted and im like MY MOMS A ROBOT!!!
chelsea
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