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when i first heard about heat sensor cameras, i always thought that most shops would have the cctv camera with this built in. i would never fart in a shop incase they were looking at the heat sensor camera, and see a big patch of heat coming out of my bum, i accidentally did one once, and i kept waiting for one of the shop staff to come over to laugh and point at me!
awwwwwwwwww
lue
I used to think i giant green bubble would come out of your butt and pop when you farted, But then I looked in a mirror and farted, I was so disappointed
Josh
When I was about 5-6 years old, I used to think that whenever someone farted, a little invisible man came out of ur butt, made the sound, and ran around the room stinking the place up with some sprayer he had.
Everytime my dad farted he used to blame it on those damn ducks. My naive brothers and I believed my dad and everytime we heard him fart, we tried to find the ducks before they got away.
Alana
when i was 8 or 9 i used to think that when i farted i couldn't breath in. that was cuz if something can smell so bad, then it MUST be poison
out of breath
i used to think that when u farted bubbles came out your butt so I tried to look and see if it was true! My mum gave me funny looks!
Anon
I used to believe that whenever u let one out there would be a line of green smoke behind u wherever u went, So I would always turn around and kinda woosh it away lol...
anonymous
I didn't realize till later on in my young life...I'm 14...that pets farted. One day I smelt something that was a little unusual to say the least and I was the only one in the room I finally realized that my cat had let one and was staring up at me like nothing happened...My other cat runs from his farts!!!!
.....I have discovered the truth
When i was a kid i used to hear never pull the tigger on a gun cause it will kill people.
So from then on each time my brother would ask me to pull his finger (you know let out a fart) and i would scream he was trying to kill someone
Matt_31
when i 5years some of my friends ate some biscuits in my granfathers house with-out asking permmision, so next time they called around he opened the tin and farted in it when my friends took the lid off the tin the smell was really bad and he told them that if they did not go home and drink lots of caster oil they would be very ill after they had gone I asked him if I sould have some caster oil but he said he was only Joking but I bilieved him at the time.
John
i thought that if you held in your fart you burp if you happen to hold both in you explode!
ahh!
when my sister was about three and noticed her first little fart, she put her hand to her mouth and said, "whoops, my bottom burped".
i used to think that when you held a fart in, that that exact fart would come back exactly a year later; that's right, same time, same day, but one year later. But because this fart had been hibernating for a year it would come back as a really powerful one, that's why some of my farts were smellier or noisier than others i figured. so if i was going to hold one in i had to evaluate whether it was worth it or whether in a year's time i would be in an inconvenient situation. jeez what a freak i was, this kind of thinking can only lead to best-sellers.
first kid on the block
I used to think that when I farted, my insides exploded! That was one theory, anyway. The other one was that when I was small, I ate a bomb and the bomb exploded every once in a while.
HoT-DaWg
I believe that if tou farted in publc a
gas bubble will pop out and explode in your face, well thats what someone told me anyway.
Susan
My dad always saya "did you here that frog?" when he farted lol
ribbit!
I used to believe that farts were actually triangular brown things that floated out of your arsehole - despite the fact that no one, myself included, could see them, I was still convinced of that fact until I was about 4.
wasn't me... what do you mean you can see the brown triangles?
When i was little my grandpa told me and my cousins that if we swallowed our gum that we would fart bubbles. I stopped believing it when i was older and had tried it to see.
Cyndel
When I Was Little I Used To Think That When You Farted Your Butt Was Trying To Talk. SO Whenever Someone Farted I'd Say "Your Butt Talked".
Jesse
When i was about 4 or 5 i used to think if you farted really loud that it would rip through your pants and make a hughe hole so i used to always hold them (not a good idea)
Annon
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