body functions : farting - I Used To Believe

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Girls don't fart

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When I was little my mom told me if you dont fart then your a robot and she never farted and im like MY MOMS A ROBOT!!!

chelsea

When I was little me and my dad would say "Did you hear that toad?" when one of us farted, so I really thought that toads lived up your butt. One day at preschool I farted and was like, "Did you hear that TOAD??!!" Everyone laughed at me after that, but now it's pretty funny. At least I think so. :(

Diggerbee

when i was a little girl, i beleived that women didnt have bums, because i never heard my mom fart.

Anon

i used to believe that my stufft animals could toot cuz my dad used to fart and blame it on my kitty kitty. so i believed it up till collage. and it waz scarry when my room mate farted and blammed it on kittey kittey.

silly sally

I was sitting in the car when I was about 5 and saw crumbs from potato chips all crushed up on the seat and I asked "Mummy, are they my farts?" my mother had no idea what to say...

Jane

I used to believe that kings and queens and members of royal families don't fart, wee or poo..

Leema

i used to believe that the big water tanks were fart tanks and you were assigned to a color according on what color your house was.
so your parents took you when you were sleeping to the top of the fart tanks and stuck a hose up your butt and pumped all the farts for your whole year on new years eve thats why you stayed up so late so you could get to the tanks first. and so whenever we drove pass a tank i plugged my nose so i didnt have to smell all the farts

fart tank

Up until the age of about 13, whenever I farted or burped when drinking I would use my hand to scoop out all the air from the cup so I wouldn't be drinking my fart =P

SkankScooper

Because i could not see them, i thought my farts came out as green bubbles

Anon

When I was little i misheard the famous lines from Romeo and Juliett. I thought she was saying "Romeo, Romeo where fart thou Romeo." I was confused and thought he just had really bad gas.

Annikka

When I was young I used to believe that when you burp that it was a fart out of your mouth.

anonymous

When I was about 5 I told my family that I felt bad for God - Since farts are hot air and hot air rises - God must live with all the farts from the world!

Densie

i used to belive farting made me magic and i could fly with all the gas, but that didnt work

bryce

when i was about 7, my best friend decided that girls toot and boys fart...lol

i thought it was funny....idk why though.

pooter

I was never allowed to say the word "fart" as a kid, so my brother and I had to say "boop".

ash

While my husband and I were still dating, he asked me this, with a completely serious look on his face: "Do girls fart?" I couldn't stop laughing!

Anon

I was once told my a elder friend of mine (sure he knew it wasnt true) that in his school, the teacher's chair had a pipe connect from the middle of the chair to the toilet to enable him to fart. He also told me that the students would know, when the teacher attempts to align when he is seated.

I was probably 7 or 8 then, and gave a hard thought to the story, I was half hearted to believe as I didnt see any such thing in my school. But eventually did decide to believe after 3 days of 'deliberation' with myself.

SMK

I used to believe that if you smelled a boy's fart, you'd die of a heart attack in exactly 40 seconds. God only knows why....

Kathryn

Back with a was a really little kid, I used to believe that if I fart in my pants, the gas would stay there go back up my butt and cause me to fart over and over. So I used to pull down my pants and underwear whenever I farted. Made for some embarrassing times...

Anon

I believed that if you farted and lit a match, there would be an explosion. I tried and it didn't work :(

Alex

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