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When my sister and I where little we would get in bed with my mom when my dad would leave for work at 2am. Every time we would get in bed she would tell us if we farted in bed our feet would turn brown. I believed this for many years. Now I have a son of my own Im going to tell him the same thing because its so funny.
i used to believe that if you farted soooo hard that your butt would explode becuase i knew this lady, who had a huge butt so i figured she just farted all the time...i dont know how i came up with this
My brother used to believe that if he farted into a plastic easter egg, then closed it fast enough, he could store the smell and use it as a stink bomb in the future.
my dad always says that when he farts leaning over to the side makes it cum out easier, and that way he could tell if it was going to smell or not... later i relized the only reason he lened to the side is because he wanted to fart on me!!!!!!!
My little sister asked my dad one day "When you fart what comes out of your butt? Is it smoke?" He told her it wasn't smoke then she asked "Is it steam?" He replied you might have steam coming out of your butt, but it's not coming out of mine.
I was about 6 and thought my family invented the fart because I never heard anyone outside my family do it.
My sister used to belive that if anyone around her just happened to say ickstam nemoiy sha-la-la (what an odd thing to say), it would cause her to fart.
when i was on the toilet my farting said somthing in french
I used to believe that when you fart, your tummy was breathing!
I used to believe that whenever my dad farted (which he did WAY to much) that it was a duck quacking somewhere.
if u swallow bubble gum u will fart bubbles
I used to believe that once you get older you stop farting.
my friend told me that if you burp and fart at the same time you will explode, i didnt believe her so i tried and tried but i have never been able to do it.
I use to beleive farts were brown and in the shape oh a box. Man...
i used to think if you didnt fart you would float away into the sky because i was weird like that. that was 23 years ago
I used to belive that kids did not fart.
When i was smaller, i thought that when you farted, it produced a bubble on the outside of your buttcrack, and then it popped.
Really random thought, I know, I know.
When he was little, my dad used to think that farts were laughing gas; because whenever you farted, people laughed!
I remeber when i was young my nana used to say that when you farted you were letting some of your soul escape. So i used to hold it in until i got really bad cramps. Needless to say i stopped believing when i was rushed into hospital.
I used to believe that if you farted too hard and the heat was on,thehouse would blow up because of the noxious gas and the mix of heat together.So one day in the winter,I made my brother try it.I held him up to the radiator,he farted REALLY BAD,and i ran down the front stairs and outside in the freezing cold holding my brother close to me.The neighbors shoveling their yards stared at us and laughed.I was so embarrassed and my brother started to cry.we went back inside and i NEVER tried that again.too bad it didn't blow up after all of that embarrassment!
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