body functions : farting - I Used To Believe

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Girls don't fart

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I used to believe tht if you ate a lot of beans and flapped your wings, you could "FartFly". You would fly up into the clouds and be able to go anywhere until your "gas" ran out. I even held small "classes" about FartFlying with my parents and stuff.

Sadly, I could never actually fly myself because I hated-and hate- the taste of beans.

xskull@myway.com

I believe that if you ate beans you would fart so hard you could fly

FartFlyer

I used to belive that when I farted I would wet my pants so because pee would come out with my fart

stupid

my mom told me that if i held in too many farts, i would explode. i took it seriously.

ginger

When my sister and I where little we would get in bed with my mom when my dad would leave for work at 2am. Every time we would get in bed she would tell us if we farted in bed our feet would turn brown. I believed this for many years. Now I have a son of my own Im going to tell him the same thing because its so funny.

Tracy

i used to believe that if you farted soooo hard that your butt would explode becuase i knew this lady, who had a huge butt so i figured she just farted all the time...i dont know how i came up with this

SILLY SILLY SILLY LILY

My brother used to believe that if he farted into a plastic easter egg, then closed it fast enough, he could store the smell and use it as a stink bomb in the future.

ian's sister

my dad always says that when he farts leaning over to the side makes it cum out easier, and that way he could tell if it was going to smell or not... later i relized the only reason he lened to the side is because he wanted to fart on me!!!!!!!

retard

My little sister asked my dad one day "When you fart what comes out of your butt? Is it smoke?" He told her it wasn't smoke then she asked "Is it steam?" He replied you might have steam coming out of your butt, but it's not coming out of mine.

Anon

I was about 6 and thought my family invented the fart because I never heard anyone outside my family do it.

Bob

My sister used to belive that if anyone around her just happened to say ickstam nemoiy sha-la-la (what an odd thing to say), it would cause her to fart.

Rae

when i was on the toilet my farting said somthing in french

toilet head

I used to believe that when you fart, your tummy was breathing!

Nicholas Orsmond

I used to believe that whenever my dad farted (which he did WAY to much) that it was a duck quacking somewhere.

nat

if u swallow bubble gum u will fart bubbles

Tank girl

I used to believe that once you get older you stop farting.

Anon

my friend told me that if you burp and fart at the same time you will explode, i didnt believe her so i tried and tried but i have never been able to do it.

Lucy

I use to beleive farts were brown and in the shape oh a box. Man...

BOb the builder

i used to think if you didnt fart you would float away into the sky because i was weird like that. that was 23 years ago

hannah

I used to belive that kids did not fart.

Anon

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