When i was smaller, i thought that when you farted, it produced a bubble on the outside of your buttcrack, and then it popped.
Really random thought, I know, I know.

Stevensonbak

I used to believe that if you farted too hard and the heat was on,thehouse would blow up because of the noxious gas and the mix of heat together.So one day in the winter,I made my brother try it.I held him up to the radiator,he farted REALLY BAD,and i ran down the front stairs and outside in the freezing cold holding my brother close to me.The neighbors shoveling their yards stared at us and laughed.I was so embarrassed and my brother started to cry.we went back inside and i NEVER tried that again.too bad it didn't blow up after all of that embarrassment!

brothers farts stink SO BAD

When I was 5 my sister told me that if you farted a fairy would appear and grant you 3 wishes. I wished for more farts lol

liza

My mom's friend would tell me that if someone farted you had to say a number and who ever said a number last ate the fart. LOL

Anon

When I was younger, I had a friend who told me that if you farted and then immediately turned off the light, the fart couldn't find you.

abracadaver

i used to think that, because i knew hot air rises, that if a girl with long hair farted, you would see a bubble shape rising up under her hair until it poped out at the top of her head!

Anon

when i was younger i thought that if you farted by a raidiator your bum would explode!

Anon

When I was little, I used to think that people don't smell my farts whenever I hold my breath in.

J

I have a friend who things that if you don't let all the air out when you yawn it will turn into a burp and if you dont burp it'll turn into a fart

Usagi Ohkami

I used to think that farting was invented when i was 3.
Before i was born, i thought they didnt exisit!

Danielle

I had heard the term "old fart" used disparagingly since as far back as I can remember but I didn't know why "old and "fart" went together but I was never short on imagination. My *final conclusion* as a kid of about six or seven was the result recalling a kind of "fecal" odor that I often smelled when my granduncle (Who was *very* close to me and took me absolutely everywhere with him right up until his death -- just one week before my 9th birthday.) stopped to chat up some rather elderly men, some about his age, most were older. Although my granduncle himself had no such odor I suddenly had the thought that when people got very old, especially men, they couldn't control their bowels very well and no longer could wipe their bums very effectively.Thus, the term "old fart" suddenly *made sense* to me!
I believed this for a very long time and I still don't know the *actual* origin of the term, "old fart."

George O.

my aunt told me i did this when i was little and she was babysitting me. i was sitting on the toilet and i farted and then i said oops excuse me, my potty burped.

i dont think so

I used to believe that if you held a fart in long enough it would come out as a burp.

Chris

Once my brother said if you ate too much chicken you would fart every day ten times more than you usually would.

Tommy Potts

I thought that when people farted and I breathed I'd get the farting-gasses inside me and get sick.


A day later I got REALLY sick, but that's another story...

I am the Ghost