I used to think that I was the FIRST person in the world who ever farted, I kept referring to people after they farted as copy cats. I would proceed to inhale deeply to put thefart back in my head so I DIDN'T FORGET HOW TO fart.

Crazy little man

once i saw this man fart and he groaned in pain so i thought that farting hurt!hahahahahaha

mr.fart

i used to believe that when you farted you released
"poo particles" and if somone let one loose during dinner i would refuse to eat another bite it wasnt untill i was 9 i realised that i realised my sister was lying

gullible man

When i was little, whenever someone farted (and it was heard) at my grandmas house, my gran would yell out, 'OH there goes another MOUSE on a MOTORBIKE'

Sad

i always thought that when you fart it meant you would have to poop very soon. so whenever i farted i made sure i went to the bathroom as quickly as possible so i wouldn't poop on the floor!

zoey

when i was little i noticed that my sister farted alot.........my mom once told me that if u farted alot ur butt would burst and u would rip ur pants........my sister cried but she couldnt stop,,,,,,,,,,,,y?

JG

I believed that when you passed gas, a visible bubble would appear (even when not in the water) and then *pop*, spreading the merriment for everyone within range.

Phil

I used to believe that if you farted when it was cold it would look green instead of the normal steam that your breath makes.

kyle

when i was 5, i used to think that farts were invisible poop.

Anon

When i was little i thought that the reason the fart made the 'Fart noise' was because their was a little alien inside your butt talking.So i thought that when people farted but didnt make the sound, the the alien was on a break.I also thought that the aliens inside your butt would die when you poop and a new alien would grow.

James

In my first year of pre school i still hadn't quite figured out that it is inpolite to rip farts in public, so the first time i walked in after i introduced myself i proceded to rip a huge fart right in front of everyone.

Anon

My little sister got all the hand-me-downs so sometimes her pants had a hole in the crotch. if we ever caught her farting we would tell her to stop because she would blow a hole in her pants. she seemed to believe us.

mannea

When my twin sis and I were little, our older sister farted and when we started freaking out saying, "Brooke you farted!" She told us that she didn't do it. My twin and I knew that we didn't so of course we denied her saying she didn't pass the gas. She replied, "I didn't fart because I'm a princess and I'm pretty and pretty princesses don't fart!"

I believed her, but my twin didn't.....

Valerie

I used to believe that babies didn't fart, but children over 6 and adults did.

However, a clip on You've Been Framed! - a UK comedy home video show - which showed a freshly powdered baby lying on its tummy and then farting a cloud of talcum powder proved otherwise!

e.sel

I used to think that when somebody farted, little black dots came out that looked like pepper specks.

Jade