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when i was little my parents taught me to say "pardon me" when i farted. i didn't really understand, so i came up with my own logical saying. "fart on me"

maggie
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When my family went camping on Labor Day weekend with another family we were friends with, I remember whenever somebody farted, one of the member's of the other family would cover their beer or drink with their hand. I thought from then on that if you didn't do this, then the fart would get into your drinks.

Wade
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i used to believe that when you farted you released
"poo particles" and if somone let one loose during dinner i would refuse to eat another bite it wasnt untill i was 9 i realised that i realised my sister was lying

gullible man
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I used to believe that if I turned my head and looked at my butt when I farted, I would see the fart coming out. So one day I went into the bathroom naked and looked at my butt until I farted. I was very disappointed when I saw that farts are invisible.

Vannah
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When i was little, whenever someone farted (and it was heard) at my grandmas house, my gran would yell out, 'OH there goes another MOUSE on a MOTORBIKE'

Sad
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i always thought that when you fart it meant you would have to poop very soon. so whenever i farted i made sure i went to the bathroom as quickly as possible so i wouldn't poop on the floor!

zoey
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when i was little i noticed that my sister farted alot.........my mom once told me that if u farted alot ur butt would burst and u would rip ur pants........my sister cried but she couldnt stop,,,,,,,,,,,,y?

JG
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I believed that when you passed gas, a visible bubble would appear (even when not in the water) and then *pop*, spreading the merriment for everyone within range.

Phil
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I thought that farts were your butt screaming to not be sat on. Well, my uncle Morty was sitting beside me on my couch, watching telivision. He let a huge, loud one rip. We had been sitting for a while. "Uncle Morty your butt is upset from being sat on!" I yelled and when he got up, i kissed and patted his bum to make it all better!

Anon
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I used to believe that if you farted when it was cold it would look green instead of the normal steam that your breath makes.

kyle
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When I was young I used to believe that saying "excuse me" after passing gas made the smell go away so I would say it repeatedly after farting with the hope that no one would smell it before the words made it go away.

Anon
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when i was 5, i used to think that farts were invisible poop.

Anon
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When i was little i thought that the reason the fart made the 'Fart noise' was because their was a little alien inside your butt talking.So i thought that when people farted but didnt make the sound, the the alien was on a break.I also thought that the aliens inside your butt would die when you poop and a new alien would grow.

James
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In my first year of pre school i still hadn't quite figured out that it is inpolite to rip farts in public, so the first time i walked in after i introduced myself i proceded to rip a huge fart right in front of everyone.

Anon
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My little sister got all the hand-me-downs so sometimes her pants had a hole in the crotch. if we ever caught her farting we would tell her to stop because she would blow a hole in her pants. she seemed to believe us.

mannea
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When my twin sis and I were little, our older sister farted and when we started freaking out saying, "Brooke you farted!" She told us that she didn't do it. My twin and I knew that we didn't so of course we denied her saying she didn't pass the gas. She replied, "I didn't fart because I'm a princess and I'm pretty and pretty princesses don't fart!"

I believed her, but my twin didn't.....

Valerie
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I used to believe that babies didn't fart, but children over 6 and adults did.

However, a clip on You've Been Framed! - a UK comedy home video show - which showed a freshly powdered baby lying on its tummy and then farting a cloud of talcum powder proved otherwise!

e.sel
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I used to think that when somebody farted, little black dots came out that looked like pepper specks.

Jade
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My older cuzion used to tell me when i was 5 that every time you farted ou got skinner i was a little chubby then so i woild let it out whenever i could until i was 8 when he told me the truth

Anon
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My old baby-sitter oddly named farts 'churchies'. She mentioned this several times and, not knowing the correct name was fart, believed that only people who didn't attend church had bad gas.

Marshmello Da Strawberry Cow
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