I used to believe that if I pumped in my sleep and breathed it in I would turn into a rotting turnip!

Quako

A friend of mine used to think that if she let a poot that she could sniff it all up in her nose so that no one else would smell it. yuck!

toothfairy

I remember being at a restaurant when I was little and my mom said something about the Nazis "gassing the Jews" and I thought she was saying "gassing the juice". I figured it meant when you try to fart but it squirts instead. I couldn't understand why my mom would be talking about something so disgusting while we were eating. (I guess what she was actually talking about wasn't very pleasant dinner conversation either.)

Anon

I used to believe that if you stood in front of an open woodstove when it was hot, and farted, the tozic fumes of the fart would catch fire. I tried this many times, and so did my brother, but alas we could never make our farts catch fire.

Anon

when i was younger... i used to cry every time i would fart... b/c my friend told me once, that if you farted too much... you would lose all the air inside of you-- and deflate lke a big balloon.

M Fizzle and K Lizzle

I have a friend who things that if you don't let all the air out when you yawn it will turn into a burp and if you dont burp it'll turn into a fart

Usagi Ohkami

my friend told me that if you burp and fart at the same time you will explode, i didnt believe her so i tried and tried but i have never been able to do it.

Lucy

my mom told me that if i held in too many farts, i would explode. i took it seriously.

ginger

If I had bad gas I would sometimes start to run as I farted to escape the smell. It didn't always work.

Sammy

I used to think that a "Wet Fart" or "Shart" (fart with a little more to it) was called a "Wet Birdie".
It wasn't until late in highschool I found out that it was just my family who called it that because I made it up when I was very little.

Anon

Sometimes I would walk through a room and let a fart, and then say "Watch out for that barking spider". One day my 8 year old son jumped up on the couch to avoid the spider. That's when I found out that he thought barking spiders were real.

Anon

Farts really are Barking Spiders, right?

Anon

When I Was Little I Used To Think That When You Farted Your Butt Was Trying To Talk. SO Whenever Someone Farted I'd Say "Your Butt Talked".

Jesse

I used to believe that whenever my dad farted (which he did WAY to much) that it was a duck quacking somewhere.

nat

I used to believe that when you fart, your tummy was breathing!

Nicholas Orsmond

when i was a kid i thought it was against god to not say "excuse me" after i farted or burped i believed this until i was
14

hairylizzard

when i was a kid i used to think farts were another person in my tummy talking and he had bad breath

JOEY

I used to believe that if you sniffed a really stinky fart, it would poison your insides and die.

Fartcheeks

In my first year of pre school i still hadn't quite figured out that it is inpolite to rip farts in public, so the first time i walked in after i introduced myself i proceded to rip a huge fart right in front of everyone.

Anon

I used to think that you could get balloons only at a gas station, where a line of men would fart into it until it was full.

Kate