I used to believe that when you fart, your tummy was breathing!

Nicholas Orsmond

I used to believe that my immediate family were the only people in the world that farted

Rainbow

Sometimes I would walk through a room and let a fart, and then say "Watch out for that barking spider". One day my 8 year old son jumped up on the couch to avoid the spider. That's when I found out that he thought barking spiders were real.

Anon

when i was younger (8 or 9) and i farted my dad used to tell me not to worry, that my bum just coughed.

james

A friend of mine used to think that if she let a poot that she could sniff it all up in her nose so that no one else would smell it. yuck!

toothfairy

When I was younger, I thought that when you farted, a little brown, smelly bubble would pop out of your butt, and then it would pop loudly. When it popped, a nasty-smelling gas would be released, and if some of the gas got on your clothing, you would smell bad forever. This resulted in: a) me looking behind myself after farting (to see the bubble) and b) me jumping as soon as I farted (so no gas got on my clothes!)

Charlie (aka FartBoy)

when i was 8 or 9 i used to think that when i farted i couldn't breath in. that was cuz if something can smell so bad, then it MUST be poison

out of breath

I used to believe that if you stood in front of an open woodstove when it was hot, and farted, the tozic fumes of the fart would catch fire. I tried this many times, and so did my brother, but alas we could never make our farts catch fire.

Anon

when i was younger... i used to cry every time i would fart... b/c my friend told me once, that if you farted too much... you would lose all the air inside of you-- and deflate lke a big balloon.

M Fizzle and K Lizzle

I have a friend who things that if you don't let all the air out when you yawn it will turn into a burp and if you dont burp it'll turn into a fart

Usagi Ohkami

when i was a kid i thought it was against god to not say "excuse me" after i farted or burped i believed this until i was
14

hairylizzard

I used to believe that if I pumped in my sleep and breathed it in I would turn into a rotting turnip!

Quako

When I Was Little I Used To Think That When You Farted Your Butt Was Trying To Talk. SO Whenever Someone Farted I'd Say "Your Butt Talked".

Jesse

I used to think that when somebody farted, little black dots came out that looked like pepper specks.

Jade

my mom told me that if i held in too many farts, i would explode. i took it seriously.

ginger

I used to believe you could fart a bubble from swallowed gum and float away.....

Michele

when i was a kid i used to think farts were another person in my tummy talking and he had bad breath

JOEY

I used to believe that if you sniffed a really stinky fart, it would poison your insides and die.

Fartcheeks

I used to believe that whenever my dad farted (which he did WAY to much) that it was a duck quacking somewhere.

nat

When i was about 4 or 5 i used to think if you farted really loud that it would rip through your pants and make a hughe hole so i used to always hold them (not a good idea)

Annon