I used to believe that whenever my dad farted (which he did WAY to much) that it was a duck quacking somewhere.

nat

When I Was Little I Used To Think That When You Farted Your Butt Was Trying To Talk. SO Whenever Someone Farted I'd Say "Your Butt Talked".

Jesse

I used to think that when somebody farted, little black dots came out that looked like pepper specks.

Jade

When you farted, green air came out of your butt

Yvonne

when i was a kid i used to think farts were another person in my tummy talking and he had bad breath

JOEY

When i was about 4 or 5 i used to think if you farted really loud that it would rip through your pants and make a hughe hole so i used to always hold them (not a good idea)

Annon

I used to believe that if you sniffed a really stinky fart, it would poison your insides and die.

Fartcheeks

Upon asking my mum why she never farted, she told me that mum's couldn't fart after having children, because it messed up 'that' part of your body. And I think I actually believed it well into my teens!

Anon

When I was about six or seven my Dad told me that the hospital sold corks for children who farted too much to hold it all in! I believed him for quite some time.... at least it got me to go away from him to fart I guess.

Corky

I used to think that some people had "stink glasses" and could see farts even if they were silent. I was to scared to let any go.

Anon

I used to believe that if I pumped in my sleep and breathed it in I would turn into a rotting turnip!

Quako

I believed that when you passed gas, a visible bubble would appear (even when not in the water) and then *pop*, spreading the merriment for everyone within range.

Phil

when i was younger i thought that if you farted by a raidiator your bum would explode!

Anon

Because i could not see them, i thought my farts came out as green bubbles

Anon

I used to beleieve that farts can make you float.

I beleieve I can fly.....

After seeing the Nutty Professor, I was scared to death to fart around a lit match or a stove. I believed that if I farted around these fire hazards that the world would explode into a big-ass mushroom cloud due to gas-caused explosions. One day, I accidentally let one rip after eating several frozen burritoes. I was terrified to realize that I let one go near my aunt's gas stove. The gas was on high while the stove was cooking my aunt's boiled eggs. I ran away screaming for my life like a savage/ Running outside flailing my arms around at every passing car that the world was going to explode any minute because I farted a big one.

Man, I was dumb.

The Big Loser Girl.

When I was a child, well after being potty trained, but before ever experiencing or even imagining such thing as a "wet fart", I was nonetheless scared to death for some reason of farting when I was naked. I was afraid that somehow if I farted when naked, I was in grave danger of doing more than a fart and spraying doodoo all over the room. But when ever I had so much as just panties on, I farted fearlessly, never expecting it to soil my panties. So I can't imagine why the thought of farting naked was fraught with such apprehensions of something I'd never known to happen!

Julia

I used to believe that if you held a fart in long enough it would come out as a burp.

Chris

My mom's friend would tell me that if someone farted you had to say a number and who ever said a number last ate the fart. LOL

Anon

i used to think if you didnt fart you would float away into the sky because i was weird like that. that was 23 years ago

hannah