I used to believe that if you farted you could blow a hole through the chair.

Mick

I was like 4, and my Mom told me that when you farted part of your brain melted and fell out of your butt. And when it touched your underwear it would explode! I believed that until I was (1)9!

I am now 19 and 4 months

Farter Xtreme

One day I passed gas and my daughter was right there (she was 3 at the time). I told her it was a low flying duck and to this day everytime she lets one go she says, "daddy I have a duck in my pants." Funny.

Anonymous

I had always believed that if you farted, green gas would come out! and if you would breathe it in, your face would turn green! how dumb was i?

green face farter

When i was little, whenever someone farted (and it was heard) at my grandmas house, my gran would yell out, 'OH there goes another MOUSE on a MOTORBIKE'

Sad

when i was about six, my dad told me that only girls farted, because he was trying to put the blame of his farts on my step-mum. i believed him up until i was about ten when i realised that boys did indeed fart.

alison c

i thought that if you held in your fart you burp if you happen to hold both in you explode!

ahh!

i used to belive when i farted green gas came out my bum

daniel rowan

Back with a was a really little kid, I used to believe that if I fart in my pants, the gas would stay there go back up my butt and cause me to fart over and over. So I used to pull down my pants and underwear whenever I farted. Made for some embarrassing times...

Anon

I used to believe that kings and queens and members of royal families don't fart, wee or poo..

Leema

My father told me if I farted, my head would cave in!

Jae

In 5th grade my friend told me in the dictionary under fart it said an explosion from between the legs. I argued with my mom about this for days until she finally told me that it actually said expelsion

Nadia

I was always very close to my grandmother. She was very proper...always a lady. One day out of nowhere she passed gas...I went running into the kitchen, because I couldn't believe what I'd heard, and she looked at me and simply said "Did you see that barking spider?" From that point on I would say that at home to my parents because I believed there truly were barking spiders!

Now a Mom and know better

i used to believe that if you could see farts, they would be green triangles

Anon

i used to think that when u farted bubbles came out your butt so I tried to look and see if it was true! My mum gave me funny looks!

Anon

when i was little i used to believe that if i said "excuse me " when i fated , the smell would go away (it didn't!)

R

Whenever on of my parents let one lose, they would say, "Barking Spiders!"

Ginger

My 5 year old cousin informed me that he gets his hair cut at "Fart Kids", where instead of cutting your hair, they fart it off.

Anon

I once told a friend of mine that if you held in a smelly burp, it'd turn into a fart. She believed me.

Anon

i used to belive that if you farted and burped at the same-time your head would blow up or you would shrink because you let to much air out of your body!!!!

beauti princess