I use to believe I had holes in my bum cheeks for my farts to come out

jackL

When I was about 5, I used to think that farts were poop inside you that turned into air.

Anano

I thought that when people farted and I breathed I'd get the farting-gasses inside me and get sick.


A day later I got REALLY sick, but that's another story...

I am the Ghost

I used to believe that farts were actually triangular brown things that floated out of your arsehole - despite the fact that no one, myself included, could see them, I was still convinced of that fact until I was about 4.

wasn't me... what do you mean you can see the brown triangles?

I used to believe that once you get older you stop farting.

Anon

When I was little I thought that if you farted the smell would stay by your butt. So whenever I did I'd try to make sure to stay away from people, and under NO circumstances turn my back to anyone close by.

Erin

I used to believe that a fart was a bubble (like a soap bubble) with a little chunk of poo in it. When the bubble burst, it made the fart sound and the smell of the poo-chunk would come out.

Caff

my dad always says that when he farts leaning over to the side makes it cum out easier, and that way he could tell if it was going to smell or not... later i relized the only reason he lened to the side is because he wanted to fart on me!!!!!!!

retard

I used to believe tht if you ate a lot of beans and flapped your wings, you could "FartFly". You would fly up into the clouds and be able to go anywhere until your "gas" ran out. I even held small "classes" about FartFlying with my parents and stuff.

Sadly, I could never actually fly myself because I hated-and hate- the taste of beans.

xskull@myway.com

When I was little, my mom didn't like the word "fart" so she used "smelly windy" in it's place. I didn't even know what a fart was until I was 8!

Anon

I used to think farts were air you had breathed in and out loads of times and was 'used'

Anon

i used to believe that the big water tanks were fart tanks and you were assigned to a color according on what color your house was.
so your parents took you when you were sleeping to the top of the fart tanks and stuck a hose up your butt and pumped all the farts for your whole year on new years eve thats why you stayed up so late so you could get to the tanks first. and so whenever we drove pass a tank i plugged my nose so i didnt have to smell all the farts

fart tank

I used to think that farting was flarting.

Anon

When I was about 6 years old my mother told me "Mom's don't fart." I actually belived for most of my childhood that when a woman becomes a mother they lose their ability to fart.

Anon

My dad would say "The snake's are barking" when he farted.

Big1

My cousin used to tell me that if you drank the fizz from a soda that it would make you fart for a whole day, and I believed her!

anonymous

When I was little i thought that when i farted, it ment that my butt burped

Anonymous

as i kid (about 4 or 5) my mother asked me to assist my younger sister in going to the toilet as she was busy with some friends who had come round for coffee. Once in the bathroom, it in fact turned out little sis in fact only needed to fart. Upon returning downstairs and announcing to my mother and her highly amused friends that it wasnt a poo, but in fact 'a burp that comes out of your bottom', It took me some years before I learnt the word fart

dopey_jon

I used to believe that farts were triangular with the ends rounded so they wounded hurt.

Anon

I used to beleive that when if I farted, my brain would swell up, and then it would slowly leak out of my butt.

Brainy Leaker