I used to think that farting was invented when i was 3.
Before i was born, i thought they didnt exisit!

Danielle

My little sister asked my dad one day "When you fart what comes out of your butt? Is it smoke?" He told her it wasn't smoke then she asked "Is it steam?" He replied you might have steam coming out of your butt, but it's not coming out of mine.

Anon

I used to think farts were called Kermies.. so I always associated them with Kermit the Frog. I got laughed at in PRESCHOOL for that one!

KJ

I used to think that by filling the immediate air with noxious gases would hamper my growth! I am 6ft 2 you know...With a painful stomach cramp!

Gregster

when i was a child my father would fart and then point over to the picture frame over the couch and say there was a barking spider behind the frame!!

barking spider

When I was younger my parents would take my 4 sisters and I out to the movies and while walking down the sidewalk my Dad would let out a LOUD FART and then he would blame it on one of us girls. Well when he did it this time we were walking right by this Gym where there were soooooo many FINE looking Guys lifting weights and when Dad said that to me I was sooooo embarassed....

Traycee

when i was little my unkle tony(who is funny but really discusting) told my that farts were magical and to put them in a jar. well i did and i actully pooped in it once!

like i would ever say

if u swallow bubble gum u will fart bubbles

Tank girl

My sister used to belive that if anyone around her just happened to say ickstam nemoiy sha-la-la (what an odd thing to say), it would cause her to fart.

Rae

i used to think if you put ur butt on somes ones butt and farted into it you could give them ur fart and then that person could fart it out.

dave

When I was five, I heard a joke (I can't remember it now) but the punchline was that someone farted and blew up a house. For a long time I was afraid to fart because I thought I would blow wherever I was up!

~chicky~

I use to beleive farts were brown and in the shape oh a box. Man...

BOb the builder

This is really silly but hey i was a kid!
Wen someone farted i used to hold my nose with my 2 little fingers and cover my ears with my pointing fingers, close my eyes and mouth...becos i didint want the 'toxic gas' getting into me through anywhere!

Polly Dolly

My cousin always told me if i hold in a burp or fart it will go back in and make ur slef bigger like a balloon! bc ur holding in air!

drew

When I was young I used to believe that when you burp that it was a fart out of your mouth.

anonymous

This is so embarrassing, but my dad used to tell us that when you fart it's your bodies way of telling you you have to go to the bathroom!! If we farted more than once he'd be like "Ok, go to the bathroom already!"

GB

i used to believe that if you didnt fart that you would throw your guts up

Anon

My sister is three years younger than me, until this year, at the age of 15 she still thought that if you dont fart you explode. you can imagine what life in my house was like until she stopped.
its why i do drugs by the way sis.

Anon

My older cuzion used to tell me when i was 5 that every time you farted ou got skinner i was a little chubby then so i woild let it out whenever i could until i was 8 when he told me the truth

Anon

Once my brother said if you ate too much chicken you would fart every day ten times more than you usually would.

Tommy Potts