i used to believe that if you farted too loud, your butt would explode on everyone :)

butt-bomb

i used 2belive that when i farted it was my bumsinging

jay

My friends grandmother would say after breaking wind.There goes an aeroplane you'll smell the exhaust soon.

I now say thats the floor creaking

colin

My favorite excuse:

Must be those trouser geese again!

Tootie Fruity

I believed that if you farted and lit a match, there would be an explosion. I tried and it didn't work :(

Alex

I used to believe that if somebody farts while drinking his/ her hot chocolate, their drink will smell of poo.

mar

Never hold back a fart. if you do it builds up in your brain and causes shitty ideas

Anon

i used to believe that when you farted, a cloud of green gas would come out of my arse

Anon

when my sister was little, she believed that when you farted it came out of your mouth and when you burped it came out of your butt...now you may not think its funny...but then it was hilarious.

Da Ching Chong

My dad used to call farts 'tundra rats' but I thought he was calling them 'thunder rats'. I only realized that he was calling them 'tundra rats' a few years ago.

Mick

i used to believe that my stufft animals could toot cuz my dad used to fart and blame it on my kitty kitty. so i believed it up till collage. and it waz scarry when my room mate farted and blammed it on kittey kittey.

silly sally

when i was about 7, my best friend decided that girls toot and boys fart...lol

i thought it was funny....idk why though.

pooter

i used to believe that around 1000 humans used their fart at the tails and wings of aeroplanes to fly them

sreenivass

WHEN MY DAD WOULD FART HE WOULD ALWAYS SAY, "DID YOU HERE THAT FROG?"WE WOULD SAY YES AND IT STINKS.

Anon

i believed if u farted so loudly and violently u would fly up into space and explode by the almighty gases inside u. i still believe this now and i have never farted loudly since!!

bill and ben the flower pot men

When i was younger (about 4 or 5) I used to believe farts were a bubble in the shape of a potato peeled by a knife due to the fact thats what it felt like when it came out. Felt like alot of angles. Man, was i stupid

Nic

i once belive that if i farted it stunk really bad and smoged the earth and every one died except me!!

david willis --- wisconsin

i use to believe that if you fart it is a sign that you need to go poop!!

Diana

A friend told me that a fart is a grogan screaming 2 get out!!!!!

screamers

I was never allowed to say the word "fart" as a kid, so my brother and I had to say "boop".

ash