I Used To believe that if you farted too much the air would go out of you and you will shrivel up and die.

Wildfire

When my twin sis and I were little, our older sister farted and when we started freaking out saying, "Brooke you farted!" She told us that she didn't do it. My twin and I knew that we didn't so of course we denied her saying she didn't pass the gas. She replied, "I didn't fart because I'm a princess and I'm pretty and pretty princesses don't fart!"

I believed her, but my twin didn't.....

Valerie

I was once told my a elder friend of mine (sure he knew it wasnt true) that in his school, the teacher's chair had a pipe connect from the middle of the chair to the toilet to enable him to fart. He also told me that the students would know, when the teacher attempts to align when he is seated.

I was probably 7 or 8 then, and gave a hard thought to the story, I was half hearted to believe as I didnt see any such thing in my school. But eventually did decide to believe after 3 days of 'deliberation' with myself.

SMK

I used to believe that I fart a lot, trap all my farts in a plastic bag and then inhale them the way I did with the hellion balloons, my voice would become like Donalt Duck's voice. In fact, I used to do that at school, i.e. fart in bags and inhale the gas to impress my school mates, but obviously without any results. My voice would stay the same, but I would get a bad breath!

mar

If you farted it would eat the skin off your butt

WImp

My boyfriend apparently thinks he has amphibian farts. Every time he lets one go, he mentions "Frogs".

Anon

i used to think if you didn't fart within 1 year when you were about to fart you'd explode.

josh

when iwas like 9yrs old i believed that i had to do 2 farts after whatever i ate or else i would explode i always blamed it on the food i still do

hamdi suubon

whenever i farted i used to believe that i sneezed because whenever i did fart, someone would always say "god bless you"

sam the ham

I once overheard someone saying "Whaddya mean! Girls can't fart!" Umm, well. Anyway. I used to believe that farts were natural bombs.

What does what mean?

I used to thing that when you farted poison gas that would turn you into an animal and I wanted to fly and be a bird (I still do) so whenever I farted i'd turn around and see if I was a bird then said Oh *h*t missed again

If I didn't like someone I used to turn around and fart at them preying they'd become purple llamas O.o

Anon

I used to think that I was the FIRST person in the world who ever farted, I kept referring to people after they farted as copy cats. I would proceed to inhale deeply to put thefart back in my head so I DIDN'T FORGET HOW TO fart.

Crazy little man

i used to believe that if you farted too loud, your butt would explode on everyone :)

butt-bomb

i used 2belive that when i farted it was my bumsinging

jay

My friends grandmother would say after breaking wind.There goes an aeroplane you'll smell the exhaust soon.

I now say thats the floor creaking

colin

I believed that if you farted and lit a match, there would be an explosion. I tried and it didn't work :(

Alex

My favorite excuse:

Must be those trouser geese again!

Tootie Fruity

I used to believe that if somebody farts while drinking his/ her hot chocolate, their drink will smell of poo.

mar

Never hold back a fart. if you do it builds up in your brain and causes shitty ideas

Anon

i used to believe that when you farted, a cloud of green gas would come out of my arse

Anon