when my sister was little, she believed that when you farted it came out of your mouth and when you burped it came out of your butt...now you may not think its funny...but then it was hilarious.

Da Ching Chong

My dad used to call farts 'tundra rats' but I thought he was calling them 'thunder rats'. I only realized that he was calling them 'tundra rats' a few years ago.

Mick

i used to believe that my stufft animals could toot cuz my dad used to fart and blame it on my kitty kitty. so i believed it up till collage. and it waz scarry when my room mate farted and blammed it on kittey kittey.

silly sally

i used to believe that around 1000 humans used their fart at the tails and wings of aeroplanes to fly them

sreenivass

when i was about 7, my best friend decided that girls toot and boys fart...lol

i thought it was funny....idk why though.

pooter

WHEN MY DAD WOULD FART HE WOULD ALWAYS SAY, "DID YOU HERE THAT FROG?"WE WOULD SAY YES AND IT STINKS.

Anon

i believed if u farted so loudly and violently u would fly up into space and explode by the almighty gases inside u. i still believe this now and i have never farted loudly since!!

bill and ben the flower pot men

When i was younger (about 4 or 5) I used to believe farts were a bubble in the shape of a potato peeled by a knife due to the fact thats what it felt like when it came out. Felt like alot of angles. Man, was i stupid

Nic

i once belive that if i farted it stunk really bad and smoged the earth and every one died except me!!

david willis --- wisconsin

i use to believe that if you fart it is a sign that you need to go poop!!

Diana

A friend told me that a fart is a grogan screaming 2 get out!!!!!

screamers

I was never allowed to say the word "fart" as a kid, so my brother and I had to say "boop".

ash

my brothers farts smell really bad so when i was little i always thought he pooped in his pant when he farted

kat

I used to refer to farts as 'urpies' up until I was about 8.

Smurfette

once i saw this man fart and he groaned in pain so i thought that farting hurt!hahahahahaha

mr.fart

I used to belive that when I farted I would wet my pants so because pee would come out with my fart

stupid

the other day we were in class and my teacher had a stupid moment and she said her brain lost wind. then she went on to explain that her mother had told her daughter that it was not nice for little girls to fart or say fart so she told her to say that she had lost wind. The next day her daughter can running into the kitchen screaming i lost wind i lost wind. so now it is an inside joke in the class we all say our brains lost wind when we have a stupid moment.

Amanda

I Used to Beleve that if you sang this song it would make your farts seem better so here it is Beans Beans the More you Eat the More you Toot but singing that didnt help at all

Anon