my older cousin once told me that if i never farted again, all of the gas would build up inside me and i'd explode.

heather

when my sister was about three and noticed her first little fart, she put her hand to her mouth and said, "whoops, my bottom burped".

Anon

When I was young my dad used to lean against things like a wall or tree,or he would bend over and pick something up and he would rip a long loud one. Then say something like"did you hear that? the tree is moving" or "sounds like this thing is broken".He now walks stairs and says"creeky stairs, i better fix them soon"

my dad, the tree mover

I used to think that farts were really stink bubbles that come out of your butt and explode and make a really loud sound. The silent farts were when the bubbles were small and not ready to pop.

Bubble farter

When I was younger, I had a friend who told me that if you farted and then immediately turned off the light, the fart couldn't find you.

abracadaver

I belived that if I pushed my butt cheeks together then the fart would come out smaller.

Louie

My mom would fart and blame it on my cat Rose. I used to think Rose was the gassiest cat in the world. And I didn't realize that it wasn't my cat until I turned 15. It was when my mom was sitting by the cat and she farted and I looked over at my mom and go... "Mom, did you know that Rose only farts when she is around you?" she looked at me like I was the stupidest daughter ever!! lol I am a brunette who is blonde!!! lol

anna the shorty

I used to believe that babies didn't fart, but children over 6 and adults did.

However, a clip on You've Been Framed! - a UK comedy home video show - which showed a freshly powdered baby lying on its tummy and then farting a cloud of talcum powder proved otherwise!

e.sel

when I was little I used to beleve that if you farted in a can and put it in the frezer, you would have a frozen fart for hot summer days.

(I tryed selling them,and had a buyer)

i used to think that farts came out as a little orange cloud.

mh

growing up near the mexican border my mom was used to not being understood by spanish-speaking kids so she thought they wouldn't understand any noises she made; burping, farting ect.

Tiffany

when i was little i used to think that when i farted, that a little monster inside me was trying to get out.

annie

My brother once told me that if you burp and fart at the same time, you'd explode

Aubrey

I used to believe that farts were bubbly-like,so whenever I was about to fart, I tried to pop it by poking at my butt to try to pop it.

a boy

When I was little, I used to think that people don't smell my farts whenever I hold my breath in.

J

i used to think that, because i knew hot air rises, that if a girl with long hair farted, you would see a bubble shape rising up under her hair until it poped out at the top of her head!

Anon

When I was about 6 I used to believe that clouds were a collection of everyone's farts around the world and that when people farted too much this would cause big rain clouds to form and then it would rain. For a few years I remember being terrified of rain because I believed it to be "fart water" and I would always cry and have my dad carry me under his umbrella so I wouldn't get any on me. - I was a very strange child.

The Rainmaker

I thought that farts were invented one day by my parents when I was about three for the sake of my own amusement. I really thought that before this moment there had been no such thing.

Mona

I believed that if I held in my fart, it would travel up thru my intestines back thru my stomach and come out as a burp.

JW

I used to believe that whenever u let one out there would be a line of green smoke behind u wherever u went, So I would always turn around and kinda woosh it away lol...

anonymous