When I was younger, I had a friend who told me that if you farted and then immediately turned off the light, the fart couldn't find you.

abracadaver

I belived that if I pushed my butt cheeks together then the fart would come out smaller.

Louie

when I was little I used to beleve that if you farted in a can and put it in the frezer, you would have a frozen fart for hot summer days.

(I tryed selling them,and had a buyer)

i used to believe that when you farted you released
"poo particles" and if somone let one loose during dinner i would refuse to eat another bite it wasnt untill i was 9 i realised that i realised my sister was lying

gullible man

when i was little i used to think that when i farted, that a little monster inside me was trying to get out.

annie

I grew up thinking farting was really called beeping, until I said "Excuse me. I beeped." in class, and everyone cracked up.

beep beep!

That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.

Anon

i used to think that farts came out as a little orange cloud.

mh

We had a golden retriever who farted constantly in his sleep. I asked my dad why it was doing that and he said: "It's because his skin is too tight, each time he closes his eyes, his butt hole opes and lets out gas!"

Erika

I thought that only fat people farted, because people at school never farted and everybody at my school is skinny. I am still not sure that this is untrue as I am yet to hear one of my classmates fart XD

i fart ;)

I used to believe that farts were bubbly-like,so whenever I was about to fart, I tried to pop it by poking at my butt to try to pop it.

a boy

When I was little, I used to think that people don't smell my farts whenever I hold my breath in.

J

i used to think that, because i knew hot air rises, that if a girl with long hair farted, you would see a bubble shape rising up under her hair until it poped out at the top of her head!

Anon

When I was 5 my sister told me that if you farted a fairy would appear and grant you 3 wishes. I wished for more farts lol

liza

When i was smaller, i thought that when you farted, it produced a bubble on the outside of your buttcrack, and then it popped.
Really random thought, I know, I know.

Stevensonbak

I thought that farts were invented one day by my parents when I was about three for the sake of my own amusement. I really thought that before this moment there had been no such thing.

Mona

I believed that if I held in my fart, it would travel up thru my intestines back thru my stomach and come out as a burp.

JW

I used to believe that whenever u let one out there would be a line of green smoke behind u wherever u went, So I would always turn around and kinda woosh it away lol...

anonymous

I used to think that a "Wet Fart" or "Shart" (fart with a little more to it) was called a "Wet Birdie".
It wasn't until late in highschool I found out that it was just my family who called it that because I made it up when I was very little.

Anon

I used to believe that if you farted on a cold day, steam would come out of your butt. I even tried farting in the cold and spinning around quickly to catch it.

smarthamster