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I used to believed that when I went to sleep my heart took a rest too, and didn't pump at all while I slept.

Lara
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I believed that dreaming involved sinking through my mattress and into an ever-changing fantasy world under my bed. This is due to one dream I vividly remembered as a child that began with a 3rd-person perspective of my body falling through my bed and into another world. While awake, I would often search under my bed for this world.

Pat
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Whenever I hear myself breath at night, i think a little orange muppet wasbreathing and he would jump out and bite my arms off so i always hide deep under my covers. still do!

MUPPETS ARE EEEVIL!
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Before falling asleep, when I heard my blood pounding in my ears as I lay my head on my pillow, I thought it was the sound of an army of nightmares walking under my pillow.

Yann
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When I was little I used to think that night-time air was acidic so I always used to hide unders my covers, hoping that it wouldn't burn me. I was a weird kid!

Acid fears
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When i was young i thought someone would come when i was sleeping and cut off my toes with an axe.

Barthom
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when i was a kid i thought that my dreams were real and my life was a dream.

Hose
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My brother used to tell me when i went to sleep at night little people would come out from under my pillow and climb on me.....i didnt sleep with a pillow for a long time!

xLx
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i used to believe that mother and father didn't sleeped

yacine.tah du 91
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when i was little my mum told me that if i didnt go to bed before 7:00 a huge elephant was going to come and stamp all over my bedroom so i made sure i went to bed on time.

Nikki loser
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When was about 6, I would lay in bed and hear the blood rushing on my ears. I thought that I was going to get hit by a train when I eventually fell asleep. I stayed up pretty late for about 2 years.

Geena Usrey
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Back when I was little (In preschool), I thought that moms and dads (and all adults) didn't go to sleep. They were awake before me, and stayed up after I fell asleep. so logically, grown-ups must not go to sleep at night!

One time we were playing some make-believe game, and when it was "bed-time" we would pretend to sleep,
except for the dad: "I'm the dad, so I don't sleep"
We all seemed to agree on that without question.

Now that I think about it, that sounds like something someone might say to sound manly:

"Real men don't sleep" :D

Lucas
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When i lay down to sleep and heard the noise of the blood in my ears i thought it meant i was going to have a nightmare.

Kaya
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I used to belief that after I'd gone to bed and the light was turned out there were these lights that came and turned into weapons and killed you if you didn't go to sleep but first would kill all your family and friends....I used to try to get to sleep as fast as possible, and sometimes actually imagined i was seeing them...I called it 'the nightmare when I'm awake'

Scared of spooky lights
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I used to believe that my whole life was a dream, giving me a complete view of what my life would be like. it would seem to laast years, complete with my own dreams inside this dream. And when in my life i died i would just wake up as a tiny little baby with complete knowledge of what would happen in my life. I still belive this a tiny bit....

Dreamer Baby
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When I was younger, I thought that when you fell asleep, you would go into this factory and a nice little old lady would send you through a portal and you would dream. Sometimes, instead of a nice little old lady, there would be a witch and she woud give you a nightmare. I just remember imagining all these beds filled with sleeping children on conveyor belts.

Emmy
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My sister used to tell me the reason I had to take naps was because while I was sleeping my parents would change the battery in my brain.

sarah
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I used to think that when people go to sleep, their body fires all their 'workers' and only had one person - the ermergency worker. And there would be a sign 'help wanted'. When you woke up you would have all the workers back. I had an active imagination.

SFMF
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I used to think that the reason that you had bad breath in the morrning was because at night there were little bugs, like fleas, that would play in your mouth. And when you started to wake up the fleas would hop out really quick, but when you started to close your mouth one farted cause he got scared.
And thats why your breath smelled. So i would try to sleep with my mouth closed but they always seemed to get in.

melissa
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When my sister and I were little, we took the expression "Go to sleep" literally. We thought that when we would go to bed, the bed would become a car and take us to a place called sleep. I remember we laid awake one night talking about what it was like when our bed would take us there and what it would be like. I believe we had a water bed at the time, and when you rolled over, it moved. It was cool.

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