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My mom use to babysit these kids when I was in elementary school. Well one of them was this cool 5th grade girl (I was in 3rd grade). She told me that people who pooped were gross and were 'uncool'. I asked her if she pooped and she answered, "Never! I take these pills and it doesn't make me poo!"
I believed her for over a year and kept asking my mother for these awesome poop pills.
Jesaree no poopie
My cousin told me that if you peed in a swimming pool the lifeguard would throw the life-ring over you and an alarm would go off!...i never peed in the swimming pool after that!
Marisa Marisa P M
I was 100% sure that girls peed out of their anuses. Nothing would convince me otherwise, since almost every person I knew (guys) agreed with me while we were in elementary school. This belief eventually faded away with the discovery of porn.
i used to think guys had to squeeze their penises in order to pee. i got really confused when a kid in my 2nd grade class peed his pants.
i used to believe little dwarves were in my penis and that there was some type of giant water hose (compared to them) and they would pull a switch and you would pee
....in a thingy--lived some dwarves...
I had a Deep South grandmother who chewed snuff. She often carried around a little plastic cup lined with Kleenex, where she would spit out the brown juice. I thought she had some sort of old person's intestinal problem which caused her to drip fecal matter out of the wrong end.
EB
When I was a little kid, I knew that girls sat down to pee. So, naturally, I thought they peed out of their butts. I was in disbelief when I learned that there was *somthing else* down there!
Since very small boys who are being potty-trained sit down when they pee, I thought that if you couldn't pee standing up then you would stay a toddler forever.
Connor
When i was little my older brother said rocks grew in your poop, so i went digging and never found any
Being a girl, I knew that girls peed and pooped while sitting down. I was also aware that boys peed standing up, but nobody ever told me how they pooped. So of course I assumed that they pooped standing up! But I always wondered what they did when they had to go pee and poo at the same time. The best conclusion I came up with was that they peed into the toilet, and held a bucket behind them to catch their poop!
when i was about 7 I kept sitting on the radiator (dont ask) and my teacher always used to tell me to get off, but i always got on again so one day she told me that if i sit on the radiator too long my poo will melt and it will run out my butt and everyone will see me pooping! lol
melted poo
I used to belive that if u pee in the bath, you will get sucked down the plughole!
When I was little and had to go poop, I would put the toilet seat down against my back because God would be totally grossed out if He happened to be looking in on me and saw my poop.
Tiff
when i was little i did not know what sanitary napkins were for so one day while my mom was in the kitchen i went and asked her..she told me they were like diapers so that she did not have to go to the bathroom while she was busy..i think i was about 6 when this happened
Lisa J
When i was little, i used to think tht you wee out of the baby hole..and that poop also came out there to, until i looked and it wasnt true
Sarah
I used to think that when the time came, I would have to insert tampons into my pee-hole. I assumed it was because our pee-holes got bigger with age.
feebs
Once, when I was 3 and my sister was 9 we came home and both had tNew Foldero use the bathroom. She wanted to go first and so she told me that she could "go for me". So for several years I thought somehow someone else could magically pee my urine so I wouldn't have to.
Rose
When I was little I thought that poop was like a really long sausage link and each piece of poop was one less in your body and that if you pooped enough some day you would poop it all out and never have to go #2 again.
Sara
when i was about 7 or 8 a friend from school said that if you had a wee and poop at the same time you'd explode.
rofl
When I was a little girl, I believed there must be something that I thought of as a Turd Fairy. The Turd Fairy, I thought, was the one that put the biggest turds in the toilet that sometiemes showed up there when I went to poopoo or try to. That was because I was sure that my anus couldn't possibly open wide enough to let out the bigggest turds that I would see after I pooped. So it must take a Turd Fairy to put those biggest turds there, I thought.
Tara
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