I used to think that celebreties and other famous people never used the bathroom! i guess the belief emerged out of the fact that at that point they hardly showed any actors or actresses visiting the bathroom in a movie!

Anon

I used to believe that you couldn't be thisty and have to pee at the same time.

Signe

I used to believe that you pooed whatever you ate for dinner the night before. For example, if you had a hotdog on a monday at 6 pm you would poo on tuesday at 6 pm and it would be that hotdog. I guess I had forgotten about the poo that came from breakfast and lunch...

Anon

When I was young, my mother told me that all people should poop at least once a day. I never pooped every day, so I, naturally, freaked out when she told me this, and tried very hard to poop every day. When I couldn't I thought I was constipated, and that constipation was a disease!
I know better now....

MEH

I used to believe that when I peed the pee was really being thrown bucket by bucket by little elves that lived inside of me.

Christina

When I was little, I thought that diarrhea was a mixture of poop and pee.

Anon

I believed that when I woke up with morning wood, that meant that my wee wee was filled with pee pee...and it was time to go to the bathroom.

Anon

i used to believe poo was made out of hair bands
and wee did not even exist because uh... well you
know I BELIEVED IT! RIGHT?

poo head!

When I was little I used to believe that white people pooped white.

JC

at my middle school there was a drinking fountain by the bathroom. you could hear the toilets flushing in the bathroom while you were taking a drink. the water would get all warm when someone flushed the toilet!! it was so gross i thought it was filtered pee straight from the toilet

poopeepie

When I was a child I believed everything my older sisters told me. I asked what constipated was and my sister told me it was when you couldn't poop and it got all backed up in your body and came out your mouth. I was PETRIFIED I would one day become constipated!

Karen F

I used to believe that if you put your finger in your belly button then smelt it you could smell your next poo

Anon

My older sister told me that pooping was when your butt threw up, and I believed her until fifth grade when we learned what it REALLY was.

Katie

My sissy used to think that the president and famous people she liked like Edward Furlong didnt pee or poop.

Nikki

I used to believe that if u held your liquid in for too long, your bladder would explode, it wasnt until grade 4 that my teacher told me i didnt have to cry everytime i couldnt go to the bathroom during an assembly..-.-"

Jessie

As a young child, I believed that if one held their poop long enough, it'd melt and one would have diarrhea.

alex