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I used to believe that my bellybutton was like a little seal and if I prodded it too much, I would break through to my stomach. Even now, I'm still really nervous about touching my bellybutton even though I'm an adult!

Andie
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When I was 7 I believed my mother was capable of unscrewing my bellybutton and removing my legs.
She told this to me and a friend once because we kept getting of the couch when she was trying to vacuum.

Dan
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I used to believe that if your belly button came undone your skin would fall off!

Anon
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I used to believe when I was younger that there was a seed in ppl's belly buttons, and when they died the person would push it and a tree would come out of their belly button and their body would go in the ground so every time I looked like a tree I always thought of my dead relatives or something. I always cried when I saw that baby tree because I thought a baby died.

Kitty Kat
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When I was a little girl, I thought boys peed out of their belly buttons.

Laur
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My ex husband use tell me that if you're ever punched or poked in the belly button you would DIE!! That's horrible. The funny thing is...he's been believing this all his life lol

Milli
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I used to believe babies were born through the belly button.

Heather
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My mother told me "that's where the indian shot you". This must be a saying of sorts possibly from an old western.

Anon 2
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until about 20 minutes before i read these silly belly button beliefs i thought i could get sick from pressing my belly button...i used to press it a lot when i didn't want to go to school...all i got was a funny feeling in the tummy :(

Curtis
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When I was young my dad was a P.E. teacher and the football coach at a local high school. He told us how important it was to exercise every day. I was about 4 or 5 and he told us a story about a boy in his class who never exercised. My dad said he tried to teach the boy to do sit-ups, but his bellybutton unraveled and the poor kid flew around the gym really fast like a deflating balloon. He was so serious and sad when he told us, and I thought it was true. I would even get out of bed at night time to do my sit-ups so I would stay in shape. I was so afraid of deflating and flying around the room uncontrollably.

Paul
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When I was little my grandfather told us your legs would fall off if you put your finger in your belly button and pressed firmly. My older brother terrorized us for a few years by chasing us around with his pointer finger ready to go when we were in our bathing suits. I always wanted a one-piece bathing suit.

Liz
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When I was six I walked in on my stepsister trying to pierce her bellybutton in the bathroom. I think she was twelve. She told me that if I told my stepmother what she had tried to do that Bellybutton Bob would come out of the toilet and steal my bellybutton when I flushed. Well, I told. I was so scared. My stepmother told me not to worry, but for a few years I would go to the bathroom and run. I was too afraid to flush. My stepmother did not appreciate it. Even after that I would check the shower first.

La La
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My parents would say eat your vegetables, they're good for your motor. So...of course I believed I had a motor, so I'd take my Dad's keys and stick them in my bellybutton to start my motor instead of eating vegetables. I did this until one day my Dad said, if you stick keys in your bellybutton your rearend will fall off. That's when I started to eat my vegetables.

Sherry T
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i thought that we were all born with outtie belly buttons, and by growing or getting fat, it would become an inner one, and somehow i remember that happened to someone.

lilss
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Once as a child, I asked my mother, "How does a baby in a mom's belly get food?" All my mother said was "Through the bellybutton." From then on I believed that a pregnant woman fed her unborn baby by spooning applesauce through her own bellybutton.

Anon
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I used to believe that if you covered up your belly button you would suffocate. When I tried proving this to my sister I found out that I was incorrect, so I pretended to suffocate.

Cho
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I used to think that during birth, the baby came through the belly button.

Nate
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I used to beleve that if you played with your belly button you would unscrew it and you would turn inside out!!!

Hannah
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I used to believe that babies came out frm the belly button.....I could'nt sleep for nights when my mom told me where they really came from.....I was like where where........there is no space fr gods sake i am never havin kids mom........and now that I am a doctor ample of reason to believe it......but i still fear it

niti
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I used to believe that if you play with your belly button when you have a stomachache, your diarrhea would start coming out of your belly button. I'm 16 now and I try not to touch it - especially when my stomach hurts.

Natalie
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