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i used 2 believe that when you touch a girls belly button, youre raping dem! girls are really sensitiv about their belly buttons tho...

amy
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I used to believe you could press your belly button to do something.. ( I forget what)
May I say it was because my big brother loved telling me these lies,and I was gullible!!

Kerridwen
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i believe that girls find their bellybutton as a "private part" because when they're showing,they immediatly put their shirts down,it's very odd

wtf?
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I used to think if you put your finger in your belly button you could untie it and your guts would spill out everywhere.

Anon
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I used to belive that if your poked belly button lint [ or just poked your belly button ] that a knot in your belly button would untie and your insides would come out =/ im 13 and i still dont poke my button

stacy
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Once my Mom confirmed that the improbable was true- that babies grow in the stomach of their mothers, I was most alarmed at the implications for how they "got out".
I was much relieved once I theorized that that was the purpose of our belly button and that it was, no doubt, simply untied, then retied after the baby was removed. O, if it were only true.

Sharon, mother of 4
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When I was about 7, I used to believe that if somebody was to put their finger in my belly button that I couldn't breathe. My best friend thought it was hilarious holding me down and putting her finger in my belly button and me gasping for breath. Hmmmm.

caz
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I used to believe that babies came from your belly button, that the surgeon just opened it up and pulled the baby out (im not talking about a ci section)

Anonymous
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When I was a child, I believed boys/men pee-ed out of their belly buttons and I couldn't understand why I had a belly button as well.

irma
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That the belly button was the place where babies where born from.

Anon
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My mother told me that when she was little my uncle would tell her that your belly button is where all your skin was tied in a knot to keep it from falling off and that if you somehow cut it or if you messed with it all your skin would fall off and you be just muscle and bone walking around

Colby
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i believed that when a person had an outie,they were they a diferent species or something,it was kind of because people in my school,not mnay have outies, even some of my crushes have innies,and,i love outies, so it makes me a little sad, but, i know it's not real, i read that an outie is when more of an umbilical cord is on a bellybutton,so it leaves extra skin

Anon
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I used to think if we put our finger in our belly button we would explode... I was 13 when I found out it didn't really happen XD

RNK
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i used to believ when i was little if i pushed my finger into my belly button too far it would open and i would be able to touch my insides.i would be freaked so i would never touch and i would go balistic if any tried to poke it.

cant believe i thought that
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Well this isnt really about me this is about my brother. Well my brother was a really loud and crazy kid so my mom told him he was from planet nuna and he had a volume control inside of himthrough his belly button and when he got loud she would threaten to mute him and he would just cry and promise to be good.

Anon
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I thought that when everyone was born their stomach was actually just wide open. Then the doctor would take your stomach, put a twist tie on it, like the ties on bread, and your parents decided if they wanted you to be an innie or an outtie.
If you were going to be an innie, the doctor would just poke in your belly button! This lead me to think that if I wasn't careful, my stomach would just unwind and all my blood and organs would fall out!!

-Belly Button Boy
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when I was about four, my daddy used to tell me that my belly button was a seed under the skin. I used to try as hard as I could to push it into my stomach so you couldnt see it.

Candi
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When i was younger my friend told me that since i was a gilrl that i had a baby growing inside of me. and that if i pushed my belly button it would stop breathing and die. i beleive that theory for a long time until i relised it wasnt true S:

Alice
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I used to live next to two girls who had red hair and a ton of freckles. When we went over their house for a pool party I would see them in their bathing suits. They had these huge outies that actually scared me! I thought up until I was 14 that redhaired girls with freckles had outies.

Ashie
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I remember being slightly confused and maybe a bit jealous that my 2 younger brothers had 2 belly buttons...while I only had one. I wish my parents had explained the difference between males and females a bit better... because then I would have known that the second belly button was a penis! I'm not sure why I thought it was a belly button...it was just the only logical explanation in my young mind!

only one belly button
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