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When I was being horrible as a little girl my mom use to tell me she had a tool and she was going to unscrew my belly button and my legs would fall off.
I looked for that tool for years.

Jeni
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I used to believe that if someone put their finger in my belly button and twisted hard enough, my legs would fall off. This always made me terrified of my brother, I was nine, and he was thirteen, he always tickled me and I was scared he would be the death of me. He always goes for my belly button for some reason, lol.

Anon
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i used to believe that when you pushed your belly button a baby would pop out im now 14 and know the truth

kelsey
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when I was a kid I thought that babies come out of a belly-button.

Ana
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When I was little I used to wonder what the little knot was on the inside of my navel. Mine had a more prominant bellybutton on the inside and I wanted it to go away. I was told it would get smaller as I got older. Well, momma, I'm 26 and my navel STILL has that outie thing in it, lol.

Carol
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I used to believe that you can wipe off your belly button with eraser if you want. But i was afraid to try...

magy
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i USED TO BELIVE THAT BABIES CAME FROM A WOMWNS BELLY BUTTON AND THAT SEX WAS A DIASEASE

ANON
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I used to think that when you were ready to be born your mum would press her belly button and you would just pop out.

Aimee Sullivan
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i use to think up inhtill the age of about 14 that if you played with your belly button u would go down like a bolloon cus this is what my mum had told me.

Ithink that she might have scard me 4 my whole life cus i still feel panicy if i see people playing with there belly buttons

Anon
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When I was younger, I would always stick my finger in my belly button. But one day, my brother told me that ants would start crawling out of my belly button if I kept putting my finger in there! I never put my finger in my belly button again!

Anon
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If you touch your bellybutton, it will get infected.

Anon
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I was told for the longest time that if i lied i would be grassed up by my belly button. Any time i was caught out lying but tried to continue the lie (like the time i wrote *my* name on the bedroom wall, with my crayons and tried to blame my 2 year old brother who couldnt write...) i would be asked to show my belly button at which point my parents would instantly know the truth, as most parents do anyway with small kids lying. I got my revenge on it later though, i got it pierced 4 times so the bloody thing cant grass me up now for fear of being muzzled.

Shepy
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I used to think your belly button was there to collect the lint of your shirt!

Anon
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My mom told me that belly buttons were knots tied by the doctor after you were born. I had four baby cousins afterwards, and last year was when I finally found out it wasn't true...

Anon
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I used to belive...(well actually my friend used to belive) that if you poke your belly button too hard you will blow up. Lol he still belives this and he is 14...

Tess
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My mother told me if I plaeyd with my belly button I would deflate like when you untie the knot in a balloon and let it go

Anon
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i used 2 believe that when you touch a girls belly button, youre raping dem! girls are really sensitiv about their belly buttons tho...

amy
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I used to believe you could press your belly button to do something.. ( I forget what)
May I say it was because my big brother loved telling me these lies,and I was gullible!!

Kerridwen
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i believe that girls find their bellybutton as a "private part" because when they're showing,they immediatly put their shirts down,it's very odd

wtf?
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I used to think if you put your finger in your belly button you could untie it and your guts would spill out everywhere.

Anon
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