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I was once told that you made babies by touching belly buttons - my mum, not wanting to have to explain the real method wsa quite happy to confirm the tale.

Anon
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i use to bleave that a belly buttion was another mouth on my body and i will try to feed it

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My mom says that when she was growing up, she thought that her belly button was where her skin came together.

Dana
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I used to believe that babies were born out our bellybuttons.

Anon
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I was told that your belly button is where you put salt when you eat apples in bed.

Shurnuff
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When i was 7 i believed everything my sister told me. So one day she said if u unscrew your belly button juice would come out. So one day in town my mum said i stood up and was pulling my belly button. When she asked wot i was doin i said i wanted juice. She said her have this carton and i said ( screaming loudly )whats the point when i have my own in my belly button. Apperntly everybody stared. CRINGE!!

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I knew that the belly button was associated somehow with birth, so I thought that when you were going to give birth, your belly button opened up like the old CBS logo on TV - like an old camera lens! Then the baby would easily come out and the 'lens' would close up again.

ali
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When I was little I knew a man who were very little. He was not like the rest of us. I belived that when he was born he came out of the bellybottom.

Berit
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I thought liposuction was squeezing the fat out of your bellybutton. Too bad it's not that easy...

Angela
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My brother used to tell me that you gave birth through your belly button. I could never work out how a baby could get through a hole so small...

Jen
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I used to belive that if your belly button was unscrewed, your legs would fall off.
I used to believe that is you touched a picture in a book, it would come alive that night.

Debidoo
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I used to think that we had to go to the gas station to get some fuel for the body... through the belly button.

Kinha SP
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When I was little my father told me that if you undid the *knot* that the doctor's made which later became your belly button that you would deflate like a balloon. Flopping around the room included.

daddy's little girl
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when i was little, i was depressed and worried for days, cuz i thought my belly button was going to disappear. i thought it was just getting smaller and smaller...

little miss from norway
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When I was a pre-schooler, I was FASCINATED by my dad's belly button. I would always be tempted to poke my finger in there, but he used to warn me that there were TEETH in his belly button, and it would BITE me if I did it!

Rose Anne
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I used to play with my navel as a child, and my mom told me if I didn't stop rubbing my belly button it would burst, and I would fly around the room!! That sounded terrific so I wound up rubbing my belly button raw until a sore delveloped. I was very disappointed.

Eugenia
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My father had my brother and me convinced that if we unbuttoned our bellybuttons, our legs would fall off...for years, whenever I washed my bellybutton, I was so afraid that I would accidentally release the mechanism that held my legs on. My brother spent hours actually TRYING to unbutton his bellybutton, and was very disappointed when it didn't work.

K.
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My Mom used to tell me that she could take a screwdriver and unscrew our belly buttons and our legs would fall off. But I always had a great sensitivity in my belly button and couldn't stand for it to be touched.

WickidWitchiee
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My grandma once told me never to touch my belly button, because if I did, my stomach would explode. It gave me a vision of my stomach ripping apart and gallons of blood gushing out. Of course, I didn't really even believe that what she said was true at the time (I had touched my belly button many times before) but it somehow scarred me, and to this day I can't stand to have anyone or anything touch my belly button.

Talia
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When I was 6 or so, I asked my mommy what belly buttons were for. She told me that it was the tube that connected me to her before I was born. I spent years trying to figure out, as a topological puzzle, how I could be inside her then come out of her, and remain connected belly button to belly button.

Taro, Toronto
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