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when i was 6 i went with my little sister (5) and my uncle and aunt fishing. my aunt had a belly button ring (that she didnt wear around kids) and when we weren't looking, she put a fish ook into the hole and told us that our uncle wasn't good at fishing and that it accidentally got stuck their. my sister was terrified but i pulled up my shirt when he would cast off (i wanted a belly button ring) my sister still is afraid of fishing.

Apple
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i used to think that people with innies and people with outies hated each other. i had a weird sort of outie belly button and my mom said it was an inbetweenie. i thought it was up to me to solve the differences. i even tried to push peoples belly buttons in.

nona
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when i was little, i had my ears pierced with a needle and i didnt remember it hurting, so i believed belly button piercings, wut i wanted all along, didnt hurt. i had an outie and since i didnt know where it went in, i placed it at the top of my outie and pushed through. it hurt

lolo
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i used to think you were either born wit a belly button ring. i was horrified when my sister came home with a belly button ring that she didnt have when we were kids. i thought that was why mom yelled at her :)

lol
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When i was 6 i used to belief that if you put your finger into your belly button deaply you go to sleep for 10 days and you wake up with a baby inside of you. Now i still kinda belife it and have an irrational fear of people poking my belly button. i dont want to be pregnet. And im 14 and a boy and have a fear of belly button poking. how embarising.

preagnet belly button boy
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I used to think that If someone touched my bellybutton I wouldn't be able to breathe. And even to this day I don't let anyone touch my belly button,.

haha.

hgfdhdashleymkhjf
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i used to believe that if you poked your belly button you would become invisible

one time when i was about 4 i poked my belly button then ran outside in the nude, until the girl next door (about 9 at the time) told me that she could still see me. I ran back inside very quickly.

Anon
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I used to believe that men urinated out of their belly buttons. I even tried it once.

Anon
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I came to believe after a few trips to the beach when I was little, that only little kids had outie belly buttons, and when you grew up, it would go in. I really freaked out when mine didn't go in after a few years, and my friends all had innie belly buttons!

Teresa
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I went to visit my best friend at her home a few years back. We were getting ready to go to dinner and I proclaimed that I wanted to change into a dress because my pants were making my belly button hurt. My friend asked me "What does it feel like?" I replied, "Like a pinch I guess." She then ran over to me looking at my belly button. Puzzled I asked her what she was doing- This is what she told me " Kevin (Her fiance) told me that when they cut your cord they put in one stitch, I already pulled mine out-Looked like on little thread. Somtime if its in there to long it starts to hurt, I bet yours needs to be pulled out." I nearly hit the floor laughing. I told her that I had already pulled mine out and that wasnt the cause of my pain. -I didnt have the heart to tell her. Sad thing is.... We are alot older than the age of a person you would expect to her this from lol

Anon-O-MISS
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My little sister who is now in her mid-twenties is not the brightest star in the sky. When we were in our early twenties I saw that she had some dirtyness in her belly button and asked her what it was and why it was so dirty. She said, " Oh that's just my umbilical cord." Apparently, she never washed out her belly button thinking that the nastiness was her umbilical cord. How gross is that?!







Russ Jordan Baker
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I used to, and still sorta do, believe that if I got poked too hard in the belly button it would unravel and all my guts would fall out!

I'm 15 now and still can't have anyone viciously poke my belly button(irrational I know!), but all my friends threaten me with it constantly!

Lindsay
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I Used to believe that belly buttons fell off as you got older

C.K. Rowling
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if i Touched my belly button i would be invisible .. i used walk around making stupid faces and doing weird stuff no wonder the neighbors thought i was a freak !

Anon
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When I was little, i used to think that a monster was trying to get out of my "innie" bellybutton. I always used to cover it up with tape or a band-aid. However, I now have an outie bellybutton as a result of surgery.

Anon
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i used to believe babies came out of your belly-button, and that your belly-button was a hole. so i always tried to poke my finger into my bellybutton "hole" and search for a baby. it never worked.

Anon
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I used to belive if u touch your bellybutton over time ur body would shut down and ur organs would come out of ur mouth and u will die. Then 1 time in chuch everybody was praying ( i was 6 b the way) until i was screaming and crying and fussing cause my friend he touched my bellybutton i thought i was a goner. LOL! Then i belived that till i was 10. lol that was retarded

Emerald
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I used to believe that if I swallowed chewing gum that I would turn into a telephone, why? Who Knows.
I also believed that when I was in my mothers belly that she would hold the telephone to her belly button at the same time as her mate who was pregnant with my best friend at the time and we could chat even before birth. We later proved that no practice was required as we still don't get off the phone for hours and we are 30.

Gemma Barette
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i used 2 beleive that men had no belly buttons since then already had penises
yea............................................

venti
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I used to believe (with thanks to my grandfather) that if my belly button was pushed too hard my legs would fall off.

Kirst
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