belly buttons

i used to beliveve my outie was an eyeball

mr.x

This one's about my sister: She used to think her belly-button was going to burst open,and like unravel.She'd constantly cry about it.

Anonymous

I used to belive if u touch your bellybutton over time ur body would shut down and ur organs would come out of ur mouth and u will die. Then 1 time in chuch everybody was praying ( i was 6 b the way) until i was screaming and crying and fussing cause my friend he touched my bellybutton i thought i was a goner. LOL! Then i belived that till i was 10. lol that was retarded

Emerald

I used to believe that babies came out of your belly button.

Anon

When I was little, my brother told me that if he caught me and pushed my belly button...my legs would fall off.

Anon

I used to think you could get pregnant if someone spit in your belly button

Anon

I was told for the longest time that if i lied i would be grassed up by my belly button. Any time i was caught out lying but tried to continue the lie (like the time i wrote *my* name on the bedroom wall, with my crayons and tried to blame my 2 year old brother who couldnt write...) i would be asked to show my belly button at which point my parents would instantly know the truth, as most parents do anyway with small kids lying. I got my revenge on it later though, i got it pierced 4 times so the bloody thing cant grass me up now for fear of being muzzled.

Shepy

Two stories. When I was young I and my cousin tricked his brother into thinking his outie belly button had one of those Aliens inside it and that if he let anything touch it, it would begin to grow until it bursted out of his tummy. He was so scared he always wore his shirt above his belly button, and cried when his mom/my aunt made him put it down.

Also my Grandfather who is fat had to have his belly button repaired because of a hernia so it was big and deep after it healed, much bigger than a normal belly button and he told me that he had an accident while playing baseball, and that the pitcher hit him in the belly button with the ball so hard it got stuck inside and that the doctors had to come take it out, and it just stayed that way. Cool thing is it was deep and big enough he could stretch it to fit a baseball inside, my Grandmother however hated when he did this, she embarrassed easily.

Buddy

I used to believe after a woman had a baby her stomach would be like a rubber band, it would stretch out than after the baby go back to normal.

Brittany D. O.

i use to think up inhtill the age of about 14 that if you played with your belly button u would go down like a bolloon cus this is what my mum had told me.

Ithink that she might have scard me 4 my whole life cus i still feel panicy if i see people playing with there belly buttons

Anon

I used to think that when you pressed in your belly button, you would blow up. :) It was like, the button that would BLOW YOU UP! *BOOM*

The air head

I used to believe that when somebody had a baby it came out through one's bellybutton.

Megan C.

When i was little i thought that if you played with your bellybutton it would come undone and your insides would fall out.

Amber

i used to believe if i touch my belly button i'd die and my intestines will fall out.i was really afraid of touching it.

hajer

When i was 6 i used to belief that if you put your finger into your belly button deaply you go to sleep for 10 days and you wake up with a baby inside of you. Now i still kinda belife it and have an irrational fear of people poking my belly button. i dont want to be pregnet. And im 14 and a boy and have a fear of belly button poking. how embarising.

preagnet belly button boy

I had a friend who told me that if I ate the seeds in the apples an appletree would grow from my belly button. I belivede her!

Lise-lotte

When I was little,I used to believe that baby's came out of the mother's belly button. When I got to see how big they were once they were born,that belief went right out the window.

P James Herington

I used to believe that only males were allowed to show their belly buttons as it seemed whenever males had their shirts off it would be showing. However, girls back then hardly ever wore bikinis, never had their bellies showing, and when a girl did have a belly button showing it was a big deal. Even my female cousin used to say how lucky I was to be a boy because whenever we went swimming mine was always showing and she loved to look at it. She’d always complain how she wasn’t allowed to display hers. To further this belief, in gym we boys had to take our shirts off sometimes and had our belly buttons showing even in front of the girls, while the girls were always kept well covered in their gym outfits.

anon

I used to believe (and still do) that when you play with your belly button that it will come undone and everything will come out. So whenever my boyfriend touches my belly i freak out cause i don't want my belly to come undone!

Amanda P.

i used 2 beleive that men had no belly buttons since then already had penises
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venti