i used to think that babys came from your belly button. i was also told that if you unscrewed your belly button your bottom would fall off.

I was told so many lies about my belly button.

lou

My dad always taught me that if you unscrewed your belly button your bum would fall off.

Now I tell any small children I come across the same thing.

Tee hee.

AMT

i used to believe that if i stuck my finger in my bellybutton, my butt would fall off. it was ok in the bath though cuz i was sitting down...

Anon

i was told that my belly button was a big screw and if you unsrewed it your butt would fall off

mike d

My grandfather once told me that if you untie your belly button, your butt would fall off.

Jeni Fire

My collegue believed that if someone touched your belly button, your bum would fall off.
He's still tetchy about it today.

Anon

when i was younger, my dad told me that if i unscrewed my belly button my butt would fall off. so i would always make sure not to fiddle with my belly button

Anon

when i was little my grandma told me that if i unscrewed my belly botton my butt would fall off so when any one tryed ti tickel my belly i would run and scream no!

shya

when i was little my mom told me that if you cut your belly button off, your butt would fall off

kyleranne

my mom used to tell me that if you poke your belly button too hard, your butt would fall off... i didnt clean my belly button for YEARS

buttonbutt

When I was little, I asked my mom what would happen if I put a key in my belly-button. She told me that if I unlocked it my butt would fall off.

Zari

When I was about 5, my grandmother told me if I didn't stop poking my little brother in the stomach I could accientally unbutton his belly-button, and his butt would fall off. For 2 years I yelled whenever anyone approached our stomachs.

Dana

I was always told that if anyone was to put their finger in my belly button my bum would fall off!!thanx mum!!

smell

my dad told me when i was 5 that i had a golden screw in my belly button and if i kept playing with the screw my butt would fall off because the screw was holding it on

Hefer

When I was small and I went to the Pediatrician, HE told me that if I unscrewed my belly button that my butt would fall off. We now have my daughter convienced it's true and we have to tighten up her belly button every once in a while.

Jennifer D.

My dad told me that if i put a key in my belly button, my bottom would fall off! God knows how he came up with that one but i am still terrified if a key strays too close to my navel

Kainde Manji

I used to believe that if I played with my belly button my bottom would fall off...it gave me a phobia of belly buttons and I can't bear to see sticky-out's or people poking them!

Scots Lass

If you played with your belly button it would unscrew and your bum would fall off....

Ross

My sister told me as a little girl that if i played with my belly button too much my bum would fall off....how does that work?

Stacey

When I was little, my mother used to tell me if I played with, or put a finger in my belly button, my bum would fall off. My mother loathes belly buttons. I also now cringe when I see them, or people touching them, funny that.

lennypops