death : people - I Used To Believe

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i thought that we were just a big story book that ended when we died

samantha

I used to believe that George Washington died and turned into a bridge.

lara dean

On my first trip to Medieval Times (the one restaurant where you can watch a jousting show while eating old-style food) when I was nine, I thought the knights were really stabbing and killing eachother and therefore thought it must be quite a dangerous (not to mention suicidal o.o) job.

And then they all came back at the end and I was like "huh what"

Anon

When I was a kid, I'd heard somewhere the statistics regarding the number of deaths that occur in the world each minute. When there were major disasters or accidents with a high number of casualties, I believed that God was napping or distracted, and had to do something big to catch up to the statistic.

I used to think when you died you got eaten by Elephants, and then when you got pooped out the Elephant Gods would take you to a better place.

Skittle Man

when i was younger i thought that areoplanes drove dead people to heaven

Anon

I used to believe that when people died they would go to heaven and be able to see everything I did...one of my mom's best friend died when i was bout 7 and anytime i did something embarrassing or felt like i was doing something i shouldnt (even if i was alone) i felt even worse because i thought she was watching me...so sometimes i would think not to do something because i didnt want her friend to see me but then i would always wonder if she could hear my thoughts as well...

MariC

I used to think that the people that died in action movies wanted to give up their life so they really died.....

Diandra

I used to believe that when you died, your shoulder-blades split open and wings would ccome out, then you would fly up to heaven.

Ryan

When I was little I thought for some reason that peoples souls looked like black mini wheats, but they were a bit bigger, about the size of a beach ball. When you died they floated out through the top of your head up to heaven sorta like a helium balloon.

Britt

I used to believe in ghosts because I always heard noises comming from the cellar.

Sabrina

I used to think that if you fell a very long distance and died, you would turn into blue gel. I don't remember the exact time of onset or when I finally saw the light, but I do remember being frightened about this steep hill near my house. I didn't want to fall down it and turn into blue gel!

Shannon

on grave stones when it said "R.I.P." i always thought that was their name. when i saw it on a lot of graves i thought, "wow a lot of people name their kids R.I.P."

michelle

I used to think that when you died, you would be awake trapped in your coffin rotting for all eternity!

Trapped in the Coffin

When I was in 1st grade I heard the word "Viagra" for the first time. Later that day, my dad was talking about what must have been a heart surgery. I made a connection between the two and decided that a Viagra was a surgery that every man had to get when he turned 50. This surgery involved going into his belly and removing the Viagra vein. Every man had to get this or else he would die.

Shortly after, a boy at school was making fun of me for being a girl. Triumphantly, I told him, "At least I don't have to get a Viagra!" Confused, he asked me to explain. When I told him about the Viagra every boy has to get when he's 50 or else he'll die, he was horrified. He ran to tell his friends and soon most of the boys I knew were buzzing with fear at the idea of some day having to get a Viagra.

Still makes me giggle!

Alou D.

When I was little, I thought you turned into a Barbie when you died!

Anon

When I was little I thought your hair grew when you died. When I was 4 or 5 my Great Grandma had no hair because she was sick and when we went to her wake she had a wig on and i was scared. Lame I know.

Anon

after watching titanic the first few times, i thought leonardo decaprio (jack) really did die on the titanic

Ashlee

I used to believe that everyone died once they reach 100. The image being, Granny opens her "Happy 100th" birthday card just before dropping down dead!

Andy

When I was young my mother told me that old people kind of shrink. I thought that they shrunk into babies.

dont know

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