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Choose one of the following categories: chewing gum, crusts, dangerous food, drinks, general, gherkins, milk, nasty food, salt, seeds, sweeties, watermelons,or view the best beliefs in this section as voted by visitors. Here are the ten most recently added beliefs:

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I'm not sure what age I was, somewhere between 6 to 8, & was watching telly and got an incredible shock to see bananas been picked of trees. I had somehow got it into my head that bananas were made of milk and the banana skin was the packaging!

Mark
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My best friend and I would take colored chalk and grind it down to poweder. We would them put the powdered chalk into a cup and mix in sugar and water thinking it was Kool Aid. The thing is, we drank it all too!

Hanna
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For probably about a decade, I believed that the chocolate drink "Yoohoo" was made with seaweed. My uncle told me it was one of the ingredients when I was about 5 years old, and I never drank it again after that. It wasn't until I was about 15 when a friend made me read the ingredient label that I realized I had been fooled all those years!

Stefanie
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Whoever put this mean idea in my head way back when I was 7 needs a real good dose of what they made me believe in ...that invisible spiders were in the cheese slices and that peanuts were actually crushed insects.... I didn't want to eat or try anything that crunched for a long time after that!!! Sometimes when I'm chewing on candy or whatever and I hear that crunching sound..I think..Please don't let it be an insect!!! UUUGGGHHH!!!! (LOL)

STACIEBABY
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I used to believe that french fries were filled with mashed potatoes.... wonder how they got in there?

Nancy
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When i was little i asked mt dad where dill pickles came from and he told me they were frog bodies that had been flavored. I beleived him.

Anon
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When I was little, I was sitting with my siblings eating bacon when they began to tell me that bacon came from pigs I became quite distraught and insisted that it came from the grocery store.

Jen
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I used to believe that serial killers where people that killed u while eating breakfast

nick gunderson
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I never knew why my grandma would stir her tea, so I came to believe that stirring a drink in a circular motion would cool it down, while stirring it in a side-to-side motion would heat it up.

Anon
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I used to take the name "Jawbreakers" literally and assumed that they were meant to be chewed at the risk of breaking your teeth.

Anon
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