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One day, I was chewing gum, (I love to do that, especially mint-flavored) and I swallowed it. I went to my Mom and told her that. She said that I shouldn't do that, so I started to believe when I was little that if you chewed gum and swallowed, it would clog up and stop you from breathing. I only stopped this belief lately, when I took my 5th grade SAT and swallowed gum all through the week.

Breeze
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My daughter thought milk was cow pee because it came from between the cows hind legs

Suzanne
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My dad told me SPAM was made of Squirrel, Possum, and Mice YUM YUM

Suzanne
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I believed that chocolate milk must have been cow diarrihea......makes since to me

Suzanne
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when i was like kindergarten or first grade i belived that ketchup was made by blood. because that is what my older sister told me. so i believed that. i thought whenever we got a new bottle of ketchup at home that my parents killed someone. so i would run away to my room and cry until dinner. i still don't eat ketchup to this day. even though i know it comes from tomatoes.
also i thought honey came from girl's pee. because one time my parents went shopping and then we came home and my mom went to the bathroom the came out and put the honey bottle-jar thing away so i asked her what she did and she sayed she peed so i dont eat honey either.
last, lol, i thought apple juice came from boy's pee. because we went camping i did not know my parents brought apple juice along. there was no bathrooms there so my dod took a walk so he could pee and when he went i saw him leave but when he came back i was in the tent. i got out of the tent and saw him pouring APPLE JUICE!!! i was like ewwwwwwww. then eventually i learned that apple juice came from apples and sugar and more stuff but i was totally grossed out bye those three things!!!

EWWWWWW!!!!
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when I was around 4 -5 I once asked my mum how she knew when boiled eggs where cooked and she told me the eggs shout "get me out get me out im done" but you had to be a grown up to hear them,and for years I used to listen see if I Could hear them! she obviously knew when I got old enough to hear them Id know she lied :)

Catherine
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When i was about 8 we went out for dinner with some friends and there were some gherkins on the table. i asked my mum what were they she said frogs legs. i still would never eat them even now i am 11 and i won't eat them

Topgirl9000
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That everything was made out of food, depending on the color. I believed, for instance, that diapers were made out of milk.

Jeanette
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When I was 8 my brother told me that nutella was produced by a married couple. The man called Nut and the woman called Ella. Foolishly enough, I believed everything my brother told me! Soon enough my friends informed me that I was wrong...lol

Anon
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I used to believe that there were little men who worked in the bucket out the front of KFC. It was their job to cook the chicken and send it down the pipes into the restaurante.

Bethany
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