Croutons are called "Salad cookies"

Anon

My mother in law used to tell my husband when he was a kid while they were at the grocery store to make sure he got all the extra air out of the produce bags that way she didn't have to pay for it. So he would squeeze and twist the bag as much as he could. This went on for a couple years. I am so going to use that one on our kids.

Robyn

My brother told me that if i planted M&Ms in the ground, I would get and M&M tree and i actually beliebed him until my mom told me otherwise

Anon

I used to think that limes were lemons that weren't ripe yet.

Anon

I thought The moon was made in honey.
Why?
On our french honey pots it said 'lune de miel'
wich means literally moon of honey. (even though I knew bees made honey)
I later realised it meant 'honeymoon'
lol.
(i soo wanted to go on the moon)

Kerridwen

I used to believe that african american people were black because they ate too much CoCo Puffs

Jessica

my grandma told me not to eat pizza coz the "brown squiggly" stuff there arent burnt cheese but WORMS!

Mimi

A few years ago, my friend got tired of her little sister eating all the ice cream sandwiches so she convinced her that they were made out of llamas. She refused to eat them and would cry whenever my friend would take one out of the freezer and would exclaim, "Those poor llamas!"

amanda. [3

I thought chicken's feet were witch's hands

Edward

I used to beileve that when you eat food just stacked up inside of you and sometime when you got filled up you would explode.

Lexi

My cousin and I used to believe that if we ate enough food, we would get so big we could lay down in the streets and everyone in the world could jump on our stomaches like trampolines. Needless to say, our plates were usually clean.

Hayley

My father told me that if I ate rhubarb, I'd grow hair on my chest. I thought this would be interesting and was disappointed when it didn't happen (I'm a woman now, and am still waiting)

Susan

I used to think Pineapples grew out of palm trees...and i thought the round stubby trees were overgrown pineapples. weird.

s

When I Was Little I Used To Think That "Shredded Wheat" was called Squirrels....I Dunno Why But For the register we had to say a cereal and i said squirells and everyone sat there and laughed at me and i didnt have the slightest clue why....

Beck ^-^

Since I liked to eat pickles so much, my parents had me convinced I'd grow up into a pickle. I'm older now and not green though.

Olivia

When I was little my Dad asked my mum what was for tea that day. She replied Faggots and I said you never say Soddit and Faggot because they are rude words. I think I meant Sod it or F**k it

Mark

I used to think that if I didn't eat food for a long time I would fall apart into pieces. I stopped believing it at 7 years because I found out its not possible.

Anon