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When we were little my sister thought if you mixed cow’s milk and water you’d get goat’s milk

Anon
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My cousin once told me that white cows made regular milk and that brown cows made chocolate milk, and I believed him until my mom told me the truth years later.

Stacey
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When I was a kid I used to believe that different breeds of cow meant different flavours of milk, hence variety in milk shake flavours.

Alita
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I used to think milk was really called ' moo juice' as it was what my family called it. Imagine my suprise when I learned to read and discovered our local store only sold milk!

Tess
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I used to believe that drinking milk would result in freckles on your face. I drank and drank but never got them. I was very upset.

Anon
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When I was a kid i used to believe that cows had a fridge in there stomach and thats where they got there milk. :)

lily
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I used to believe the milk would get sad if all I ever drank was koolaid.

al
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When i was little, I used to believe there were tiny men working inside the cow, like a factory so they could help produce the milk.

Anon
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Once when I was little I went to a farm on a school field trip. A lady showed us the machine used to milk cows. She put it on my thumb so I could feel the suction. After that I believed my thumb had milk in it.

Anon
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I used to believe that if you opened a milk carton at the wrong a bomb would go off. My sister told me that...

Meg
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My parents used to tell my sister and I that if we didn't drink all of our milk it wouldn't be a sunny day the next day. I'm pretty sure this is why I still drink so much milk...

Emily
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When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that my vanilla yogurt was Elmer's glue and wouldn't eat it. I thought my mom was mean to give that to me as part of my lunch.

Anon
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I used to beleive that milk bottles were filled with milk, directly from the cow's udder.

Anon
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I learned early in my life that the U.S. state of Wisconsin is a big producer of dairy products. At that time the first syllable of that state's name still vaguely ran together in my mind with the word "Swiss", so I thought that Wisconsin was the place of origin of Swiss cheese.

Julie
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Once my dad told me that the white at the bottom of my fingernails got bigger when I drank milk (calcium). So I told all my friends at school that the white was actually milk.

Kristin
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When I was little I used to believe that we got milk from dandelions instead of cows because of the milky stuff that is in their stems.

Jess
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i used to beleive when you drank milk your breasts would get bigger so i used to look down at them afterwords

Anon
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i was told that the white stuff you get in your nails when you need calcium was milk and if you sucked your thumb enough the milk would come out and you would be able to drink it

Anon
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When i was little I used to think that if you opened a milk carton on the wrong end you would get arrested

Erin
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I use to believe that everyone hated milk

Emily
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