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one day i went with my father to a juice shop and i saw the sugar cane machine so i asked my father "how does the man put the sugarcane from one side and it comes out as juice from the other side" so he told me that a man was sitting inside and he ate the sugarcanes and then he peed and the pee is the juice

sugar cane pee
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Someone told my that rice was really spider eggs. I still don't look at it the same.

Anon
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My mum told me that if I ate sugar from the sugar bowl I'd get worms.

QueenB
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I used to believe that cricket ice cream used to be made out of real crickets!!!

Lt. Fuzz
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when i was about 10-11 years old my mom always told me the vienna sausages are wut happens to lil-boys if they are bad, man i cant believe i thought it was true

MaDhAtTeR
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i used to believe that was a meat called 'coney'. My nan told me i was eating coney stew....but infact it was rabbit.

smell
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Back in elementary school, i convinced my friend that the pizza sauce was actually cat blood. she believed me until we met back up in highschool!

nessa
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i used to believe ketchup was blood and refused to eat it with anything

Anon
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eating cheese before bed gives you nightmares

Anon
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When we were kids, my mother, in order to make us 3 kids behave, told us that if we were bad in public we would be sent to the "cookie house". My belief was that there was this strange little house that bad kids went to live if they misbehaved. This was a horrible little place where kids were given nothing but rock hard black cookies to eat. I even went as far as to believe that the "cookie house" was a small shed that stood in a park in my hometown (the shed was made into a "Santa House" at Christmas - so I thought that all the bad kids were moved only at Christmas time). Strange how this story scared us enough to make us all behave while out with mom!

Elizabeth
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My grandfather used to work outside in his garden and I remember once when I was about four he told me that he ate worms. I didn't believe him, so he dug up an earthworm and held his head sideways. He tilted his head back and opened his mouth and from my perspective he appeared to be lowering the worm into his mouth, and then chewing it up and swallowing it! I remember screaming and running away. It really upset me at the time!

Alison
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My dad and grandpa used to tell me the little bits of gelatin in tapioca pudding were fish eggs. I believed this for a long time and I still can't eat tapioca pudding even though I now know otherwise.

Jon DeVowe
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That hot dogs were made from rat tails.

Anon
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Once my mother told me that if i ate 2 apples in a day, i would automatically get diahrreah!

Anon
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You know how people allways say how, "theres allways room for Jello" well when i was about 6 my mother told me that Jello was made out of cow udders, i never ate Jello again.

kaitlin
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When I was little my mother told me that the chocolate sprinkles you put on ice-cream were ants.

Anon
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When I was little, my older sister used to tell me Almond Roca was 'treats' from a kitty litter box. To this day I still cannot bring myself to eat them (I'm 34 now).

Anon
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I use to think that the sauce on pizza was blood, and the cheese was skin. So when we went to a pizza plac, my dad would as me what I thaught about the sauce, and I would always say "The blood is a little to sweet." Hahaha, yeah I was so stupid. And then you wonder why would I eat blood, or skin?

GreenxDayxROX
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My uncle told me when i was little that chinese duck sauce was made from duck brains. God help me, i didn't try duck saunce until i was 17.

ernie
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Little Debbie put her boogers in her oatmeal pies

Anon
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