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Mom told me that potatoes grew behind my ears unless I washed there every night before going to bed. She also told me that if I ate watermelon seeds that they would grow into full sized watermelons and she would have to harvest them with a knife. Needless to say I was terrified of this radical kind of surgery.

JB
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My mom always told me that if I swallowed seeds from a piece of watermellon that I would have watermellons growing out of my ears!! I use to check the mirror because I swallowed some by accident!

Vicki
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I was told by my brother that if I swallowed the seeds of a watermelon, that I would start to grow a watermelon in my stomach, with a bit of help: "Just make sure you don't swallow any dirt!"

I stayed as far away as I could from bare patches of dirt.

John E
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if you swallowed a watermelon seed, watermelons would grow in your stomach.

kristin
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I used to believe that if you swallowed a watermelon seed, that watermelon vines would start growing inside your stomach and eventually come out your mouth.

Silverdude
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When I was a kid, my grampa told me that if you swallow the black seeds inside a watermelon, they would grow into watermelons inside your stomach.

chris
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when i was a kid i used to believe that if you swallowed watermelon seeds you would grow watermelons in your belly.

just me
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I used to think it was okay to eat sunflower seeds--shell and all. Eventually my mom helped me link my stomach ache to "shell and all".

Anon
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I once told a childhood friend that if he swallowed the seeds from a watermelon they would grow thruought his body. He never ate watermelons ever agian!

farkinott
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My brother hated the seeds in green peppers. So, to make sure I didn't let any seeds make there way into a salad, he told me they were poisonous and that eating even one would kill you. Sadly, I very cautiously removed all seeds from green peppers until I was about 12!

SuMac
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my mom always told me if you swallowed the watermelon seeds while eating a piece, a watermelon plant would grow out of your stomach..

chris b.
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We were told at school by the evil dinner ladies that apple pips contained arsenic.....

Anon
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My mum told me that the pips in kiwi fruit were highly poisonous... I loved kiwi fruit, but spent hours on each one picking out the pips....tw*t!!

Tom
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