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My mom was pregnant with my little brother..

It was fourth of July and we were eating watermelon. I had swollowed most of the seeds and my mom says "You should be careful Melissa, Eating watermelon seeds makes you grow watermelons like this" And she pointed at her stomach.

So ever sense I am sure to spit out the seeds when eating watermelon.

Melissa
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i used to believe tat if u swallow a watermelon seed, u will end up having a watermelon tree growing in ur stomach.

yi
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When I was a kid, I didn't bother spitting out melon seeds, and swallow them instead. When my Aunt caught me at it, she told me that plants will start growing in my stomach. I used to imagine it coming out of my mouth the next morning...

DM
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Until I was about ten (!) I used to believe that watermelons grew on trees.

the physicist
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My mom used to tell me that I musn't eat anything but the pink part of the watermelon. She said that the pips would grow in my tummy, and that the green part by the skin would kill me if I ate it...

Bronagh Lee
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when you swallow watermelon seed, it will grow watermelon in your stomach!

Anon
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My parents used to tell me that if you ate the black seeds from watermelon you would turn into a big black dog.

Anon
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My sister told my niece and I when we were little that if we ate the big black watermelon seeds, we would grow a watermelon in our stomach! I believed her for along time!

Provi
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I used to believe that if you ate the seeds in a Watermelon you would grow Watermelon in your tummy.

Melissa
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Until I was about 7 or 8, I used to believe that if you ate a watermelon seed you would end up growing a watermelon inside your tummy... I didn't realize that the women "growing watermelons" were actually just pregnant.

Angie
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i used to think if you swallowed black watermelon seeds then a watermelon would grow in your stomach and come out of your belly button

step away from the video game consoles
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I used to believe that if you ate watermelon seeds, a watermelon would grow in your stomach. It made sense to me because i just thought that a pregnant woman ate some watermelon seeds by accident.

water_melon
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When I was 4 my 5 year old brother told me if I swallowed a watermelon seed and then ate some
dirt that I could grow a watermelon in my stomach.
So natually I did it. I looked at my belly and could've
swore that it was growing. I got scared and told my
mother about it and she said that I would be OK and I couldn't grow a watermelon in my stomach.
But for a long time I still thought there might be one
growing in there.

Jimmy
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i used to believe when I saw a Pregnant Lady, that she must have eaten a watermelon, and the seed grew a watermelon in her tummy.... I remember sitting next a "ready to pop, lady" hoping she'd bring that huge melen to the next church picnic!!! (she had triplets 10 days later.....I was disappointed).

IRENE EASTMAN
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I used to believe that if you ate the black seeds of a watermelon, the watermelons would grow out of your ears.!!~!

Volleyball~Chic
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i used to think that if i ate a watermelon seed it would grow in my stomache.

Morgan
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I used to believe that seeds, if ingested, would grow into trees within you. I remember being terrified after eating a watermelon slice with a seed. I refused to drink water coz watering the seed would make it a plant then a tree.

Pras Chun
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I used to believe that if you swallowed a watermelon seed, a watermelon tree would grow inside your stomach and you would explode.

Leigh
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when I was young, my grandpa used to tell me that if I ate watermelons, I would grow chest-hair. I'm a girl, so I haven't eaten a watermelon since.

lilchica
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swallowing a watermelon seed makes a watermelon grow in your tummy.

heather
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