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I used to think grown-ups could see what kids were thinking because kids' foreheads acted like mini tv screens, which showed whatever the kid was thinking. This was confirmed when my mom was excited about me getting my bangs cut off. I thought the adults just all knew never speak about this ability, and I made sure to think nice thoughts when adults were around. I couldn't wait to grow up.

Lati B.
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When I was little, around 4 or 5, I used to think that when you feel in live, you'd hear the angels sing...

Also, I used to believe that love was just a game people played

Kate D, Wis.
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My son when he was aged 4 asked me: "Mummy when I am 5 will I have a 'five-head'?" Completely puzzled, I asked him what he thought a five head was and he replied "What my forehead will turn into when I am 5" (Now he has an 'eighteen-head'!)

Sherry
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When I was 7 or 8 I believed that when you became 13 no-one would talk to you because it was an unlucky number!

Sherry
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I used to believe that someone who reach 13 could do anything like work to earn money, drive, vote, posess adult material, watch R-rated movies, smoke, drink alcohol, be alone, etc.

Anon
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When my sister and I were little my dad had a white spot on his beard. When we would ask him what it was he would tell us he spilt milk on it. We believed him until we were 11 and one of our friends old us it was because he was old. We were devastated!!

Keely
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when i was about 4, i thaught that kissing a boy (THUNG!) was the ugliesst and grosest thing in the world. But i saw the people from US kissing and i am from romania, so i was releaved, thinking "Fuh!In our country the kiss is INTERDICCTED!!!!"

georgiana onciu
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i used to believe thatif you were a girl, by the age of18, you`ll transforme into a... boy!Entirely(if you know what i mean)!!!!

georgiana onciu
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When I was very little, an older family friend would always talk about how she was "shrinking" and that one day I'd be bigger than her. Well, I took this information and from my very active imagination, I concluded that people grow as big as giants when they turn 100. Then, they start to go backwards, and they shrink until they become babies again. This cycle would continue until the person died from being shot or some completely unnatural thing. I really was a strange kid.

Meghan
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My little cousin (a girl) used to believe she was a boy at one time before she was a girl and she told me "When I was a boy, I played baseball."

Daryl Lee
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When I was 10, I used to believe that 'blind date' was about a person who dates a man or woman who's eyes were blind.

Anon
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My little brother came home from his pre-school/day care one day and said to my mother and I...."I bet you can't wait to be little like me so you can go to Goodies too!" - ha, cute kid

kaila
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Remember the Toys R Us Song and Peter Pan? When I was 6 they inspired me to never want to grow up. I remember believing I could will myself to stay 6 forever. I told all my family I was always going to be 6 so that I could play all the time and not have to grow up and become boring (have a job, not watch cartoons, that sort of thing).

Amy
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My brother told me that I would turn into a boy when I got older. It made me cry.

Sarah
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When I was little I didn't know what the word teenager meant. I heard it a lot on tv or when my sister's friends came over. I never once thought to ask anyone what it meant, so I came up with my own definition. According to me at age 5 a teenager was an evil person who broke into your house at night to steal your toys. How I ever got this idea, I don't know. I found out what it really meant when I was about 6 and I was watching a tv show with my sister. It was about this group of teenagers and stuff that they did...so whenever they said the word teenager I would think to myself, if the people who make this tv show know that teenagers exist, why do they let them be on tv? I mean, back then I thought stealing toys was the worst thing you could do. When I asked my sister why this was so, she couldn't stop laughing. She still makes fun of me now. On my 13th birthday, she came up to me and sed "you're a teenager now, go steal someone's toys" i hate her.

five-year old dictionary
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I used to believe that when you got to certain age you had all your teeth removed, this was because both my parents have false teeth. (I now attend the dentist regularly!)

Anon
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My mom had a mole on the back of her leg. I used to think that when I became a woman, I would have one too. I thought it was a part of puberty, like developing breasts.

Anon
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i use to think that you would never stop growing and you'd get too big for your house. my parents didn't get it when i kept asking like "what happens when you get too big for your house?"

also once my neighbor got extensions and told me they had glued hairs one by one onto her real hair and i honestly believed this was a common process for many years...

Q
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I use to think that if you were pretty from the grades 1-5th grade then when u get to middle school you would become real ugly..

till this day.. im still unsure
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I used to believe that when you became a "grown-up", you would automatically know how to do grown-up things, like drive a car, pay bills or balance a checkbook. *sigh* If only...

MaeghanJade
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