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I used to believe that kids got older while grown-ups got smaller.

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My father, the loving man he is, told me that when i turned twelve, I would turn into a boy. But my sister (who was thirteen at the time) was a girl. I pointed this out to him, and told me that Heather had been a boy untill she turned twelve. From then on I had my mom buy me boys clothes so that I would be prepared. I was pissed off when I turned twelve and was still a girl.

Lisa
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this isn't relly about me but my brother used to think that when you got older you tured the opposite sex. so one day he said "dad, what was it like when you were a girl?"

Matt (my brothers name is vince)
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until i was about 9 or 10 i believed that people never stopped growing until they died - i used to imagine that people who lived to 100 were about 8 feet tall!

a very naive individual
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when I was little, I used to believe that one day you just woke up and were a grown-up!

Katie
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I used to think that when you go out on a date, you would go to this one place a lot like the mall called "The Date" that had stores, restaurants, Movies, CD shops, and even phone booths. and supposedly it was a HUGE skyscraper thingy

Kyle
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I used to think that when you grow up, there'll be one day where you turn in to a kid again. I used to give my dad my own toys ("Presents") and say, "Daddy, this is for the day when you turn back in to a little boy again.

Kyle
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i used to think that adults did not have dreams!

Anon
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When I was little I thought sometimes you grew faster than other times, and so someone who was, say, eight could one day be older than a person who was 16.

Meghan
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I used to think that when you get older you could go back and redo things.

cobra
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when i was little,i thought that when turned 19 you then became 1 again.Like this:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 1 2.....

someone
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My brother, when he was little, couldnt be convinced that he hadnt spent as much time on this planet as the rest of us. He was sure that since he had only been here, say 7 years, that everyone else in the family had only been here 7 years. He couldnt grasp the fact that I was 6 years older than him

Misha
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When i was little my mom used to say to all her adult friends that when kids turn 14 that they should just lock them in their rooms until they're 21. (this statement was based on my sister who is 15 years older than i am) anyway when i was really little i was so scared to turn 14 because i was scared to be locked in my room until i was 21.

Ernesto Shredder
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When i was kid i use to think that adults were born in adult form and that they were never kids.
which made me mad because i believed that i would be stuck as a kid forever and never be an adult.
but i was also confused on how adults got out of their mommys bellies.

Emily
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When I much younger, I was plauged with an annoying cousin. He always got in the way, and so, as the older cousins we needed ways to "get rid of" him for awhile. I picked on him telling him that it didn't matter what he did, or what we said to him because he wasn't old enough to think yet. (My reasoning was that thinking relates to memory. Therfore, for the first several years of your life, which you can't remember, you weren't thinking yet.) Eerily, it seems that although my older cousins remember this, the annoying one doesn't--just as I predicted.

FireflyII
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Okay, I have to admit that I really don't have any clue where this belief came from, but when I was much younger I thought that I would eventually not only grow bigger than my older sister, but that I could/would grow older than her too.

FireflyII
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When I was 4 or 5 I used to believe that our clothes were getting smaller and not that we were getting older & bigger :-) !!

Namaa
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When I was about four I belived that as I grew older my parents would grow younger. I could not wait until they woudl be children and I would be the parent so that I could punish them for mistreating me. It was not mistreatment but rather punishment.

Anon
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I am a girl with an older brother. when I was younger and arguing I would threaten him by saying "When I'm a boy and I'm older thatn you..."

Emma, 15
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When I was around 5 years old, my older brother would make fun of me a lot and I hated the fact that he was older then me. So I told him that in some point in my life I would be older then him and he couldn't make fun of me anymore.

Kristin
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