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When I was about five, and didn't understand the whole how and where babies came from, I used to think as we (children) aged our parents would do the opposite and become younger. And once we reached adulthood, we would become the parents and our parents were our children. Death and giving birth did not exist in my mind.

Marisa
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I firmly believed that my parents would not die. Old people were old, and that was their lot. It was my parents job to stay about 28 and make sure everyone got to college safely.

As for me, I knew I'd be ten one day, but that was the distant future. Until I got there, I was fine with whatever age I happened to be at.

MJ
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I used to think that you keep growing until you die, so around age 70 or 80 or so, you would become a giant. I was scared to see my Great Grandma, (died in 2001), who was about 90 at the time, because I thought she was a giant However when I saw my Grandma and Grandpa I wasn't scared.

Charlie
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This must be prefaced by saying that I am a white girl.

When I was about 5 or 6, my best friend and I were playing in the snow. We had just learned about Martin Luther King Jr. that day in school, and we both thought he was a pretty amazing. My friend announced that when she grew up, she was going to be Martin Luther King Jr.; but I had decided that I was going to be Martin Luther King Jr. We got in a huge, tearful fight about it because I knew there could only be one (splitting the world wasn't an option!) and my mom eventually had to come and take me home.

Autumn
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When my family was at a mall or movie theatre or some other public place, my parents would often verbally express their aggravation with the "crazy teenagers" being loud or obnoxious or rude. For a long time, I thought the word "teenagers" simply meant people who were rude or just plain "bad."

Michael
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Once when I was, I guess 7 or 8, I woke up in the morning and, finding myself not being able to remember falling asleep, drew the obvious conclusion: I must have been a baby when I fell asleep, and now I was a big kid! So I strut downstairs like the big kid that I know I am, go straight up to my mom, and say, "notice anything differant about me?". She looked at me, and clearly stumped, replied "no, you look the same to me." I was crushed.

Isobel
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I used to believe that people who were in their "early twenties, etc." or "late twenties, etc." actually aged either slower or faster than everyone else.

Sarah
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I Used to think that anyone older than me would die before me even if they are a week or less older.

Same thing with people younger than me

Spencey
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i used to beilive that there was only 29 numbers in the universe and when you reached 29 you turned back into a baby

rasverone
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when i was little i thought that when my mom was little she had a different name than she did when she was an adult and i asked her what her name was when she was my age and she told me that she has had the same name all her life! i would geet soooo mad!!!

Anon
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I used to think you only grew on your birthday.

Anon
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I used to believe that everybody who was bigger or taller than I was always older than me.

Stano Finji
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I used to believe that my clothes were shrinking not that I was growing.

Joann
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that when I grew to be an adult my parents would be children.

Rainbow
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I used to think that everyone lived to 100 and then automatically died. Because 100 is really old and nobody could ever lived past that.

Joey-Joe-Joe
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When I was four, I believed that it would be impossible for me to become older than fifhteen. I was absolutely shure I were going to die before I got THAT old.

Gudrun
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When I was a kid I thought that grownups came out just like they are.
They grew up inside of their Mothers body and kids will allways stay small.

Dani
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when i was4 and a half i thought i would be 5 feet in kindergarten

Katrina S.
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When my friend was about 4, her cousin told her that when you graduated from high school, you had to go live in an igloo. My friend started to cry and asked her grandparents if it was true but they laughed at her.

Goonie
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when I was young and I would hear a women complain she had crows feet, I believed when you got older you feet changed into,well crows feet. I was about 16 when mom said it and I freaked out. She told me what it really meant.

Anon
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